Brandon

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

@RStarUniverse Vice City !!!
Loved the cast,story, & everything about that game! Any word on if they are officially remaking the side games

Liberty City Stories,
Vice city stories,
??

Would love to play these in exact story order too tie up the full story!
VC Stories, Vice City ect…🤘

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

@TheGTABase

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Out of all things going on in the world...I can’t help but think ,...my grandma and Ozzy Osbourne are the same age ...and she’s never once bit a bats head off! 😒🤨

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

@IDesigns80 @byoungsnose 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

@byoungsnose 😂😂😂😂

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

I just woke up from an entire dream of riding a bus with my 2nd grade class to Marengo Cave ..except we were all adults ....having conversations we had back then , “Are you scared , I heard this one time...a whole class DIED!😲”
- “No way I’m not scared ..you’re scared ....🥺”

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

@tomsegura Plot twist , he actually did this for the Hard Segment for the next YMH Live ,
and now Nadav gets his revenge at being the chiropractor 😳😬

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Coworkers -(telling their cRaZy years when they were kids then it’s my turn.)
-when I was 12 ,I tried selling my soul to become the next drummer of Motley Crue by writing a letter to satan and pricking my finger with a diabetic acucheck pick . Then quit drumming at 18 🙂🙃🤷‍♂️

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Humbling experience ....
Having someone read your Twitter posts out loud ....you’ll realize what a fucking moron you can sound like 😳😂

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Sometimes I wish I could go back to highschool for a day, I don’t miss anyone ...really just wanna pop my entire back using the tiny half desks ....#IfYouKnowYouKnow 🤷‍♂️

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

So family dinners are either Morgue quiet , or domestics where distant family members gather & bring out their best crafted passive aggressive insults while seriousXM blasting OzzysBoneyard channel in the background ...until someone snaps and storms out 😌

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Now we wait for social media to crash from the matching outfit couples posing for their pictures “hApPy tHaNkSgIvInG fRoM oUr fAmILy tOo yOuRs “

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

How sweet would GTA Vice City be with Definitive Remaster , and hopefully include a GTA Online for the Vice city component allowing you to buy mansions / homes , drug businesses ect ....and basically build your own Scarface / Miami Vice style of gameplay ! @ZacCoxTV

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Talking with someone who thinks in his “past life” he was a craftsman before being reincarnated, because he’s always identified with wood working.🤨😑
By that logic, I was Pablo Escobars Dope Runner since I have always loved fast motorcycles ,80s music & Hawaiian shirts 😂

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

I’ve watched Commercials that felt longer than this weekend 😳🤯

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Job Interview: “How far back does your resume go?”

Me:
Taste-Tester in my Nana’s kitchen
1998-Present
Job Duties-
Taste and adequately critique food leaving the kitchen before sending it to the dining area .
- Expertise in tasting -
Cookie Dough
Brownie Batter
Lasagna

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

What if in order to find new music you had to Match with someone, if Spotify & Tinder combined..I feel like all my music would only resonate with Methheads named Cricket smoking out of a lightbulb getting ready to rob a 7/11 using a capgun ..bobbing to my gym playlists of pantera

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

Since when does Fleetwood Mac become COOL??? Last I remember the only people listening to them were chatty 50yr moms on wine night & Basic chicks in sun hats and high waisted jeans ???

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

If you’ve never said the words “I Am Iron Man” into a box fan sitting in a windowsill to mimic the beginning of the song....I’m going to assume you’re a lame person with zero personality . 🤷‍♂️👍

[Brandon @BigPhelix]

It’s come to my conclusion after watching about an hours worth of chiropractic adjustments on YouTube...that I’m basically a chiropractor and will be taking patients now 🤓😁 - Disclaimer- You probably won’t have any feeling from the neck down afterwards 👍