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[Hal Reyes @BigPhoenix6741]

@moonrelateee @TBagleySports No I'm saying judging a player by their GIDPs is retarded

[Hal Reyes @BigPhoenix6741]

@thatcaden_ @HarveyFor6 Steelers are an A tier TE room.

[Hal Reyes @BigPhoenix6741]

@Ihartitz Demercado did not drop that ball prior to crossing the plane

[Barnaby Breaks History 🇺🇸 @CorpBarnaby]

🇺🇸 Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. He wanted us to answer with “Ahoy-hoy!”

Thomas Edison said “Hello!” instead. Hello won.

But, Bell kept saying Ahoy-hoy anyway for the rest of his life.

Meanwhile, Mr. Burns from The Simpsons has been repping Ahoy-hoy this whole time. 😂

[𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜 @ZELLKLUMPEN]

🙆🏻‍♂️

[Classic Spy Chic @ClassicSpyChic]

George Lazenby's "That never happened to the other fella" line is much discussed example of ambiguously breaking the 4th wall.

A more underrated example is the part in Fellowship of the Ring where Sean Bean says, "It's still sharp(e)."

[Hal Reyes @BigPhoenix6741]

@dalepartridge @WC_Lawrence @JeremyDBoreing @JoelWebbon @Brian_Sauve Proverbs 17:28 "Even a fool, when he keeps silent, is considered wise; When he closes his lips, he is considered prudent."

Might be better to stay off

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

JD Vance tells Bill Maher the United States has “destroyed” Iran’s nuclear program.

Maher immediately pushes back and says: Hold on. “Their program isn’t destroyed.”

By the time Vance finishes answering, Maher backs off entirely.

He’s really good at this.

[Hal Reyes @BigPhoenix6741]

@BBGreatMoments Aaron Trout Ichiro is the best combo by a mile

[Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney]

My god this is good

[🦊FennecciniAlfredoΘΔ @OliOliFoxNFree]

@quazapacked

[big quaza 🇵🇸 @quazapacked]

what the fuck are you playing

[The Red Stripes Supporter Group @TheRedStripesSG]

Imagine shipping off the heart and soul of your franchise for years only to have a team that lacks both heart and soul.

Mets in a nutshell

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Look, man…

The WNBA is literally bringing all of this onto themselves. It’s been ridiculous since she got into the league & it gets worse by the game. The way that Caitlin Clark is officiated is absolutely insane. Truly, pure insanity.

In what world is this not a foul? Lmao

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

If Franzke keeps this up, he will probably end up getting a national gig in the coming years. His calls are electric!

[Tara Strahl @tarastrahl]

Unfortunately true for many children’s books published today as well. At my library we refer to these books as “children’s books that were written as therapy for the person writing the book”

[Greentext Poster @GreenTextRepost]

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[Mawzen 3.0 @Mawzen20]

Pourquoi personne parle du mec qui a mis 800 buts en 500 matchs ?