Robert Johnston

[Booker G. Washington @BookerGWash]

Oh, look at the “centrist” Dems leading polls in states that aren’t blue.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The irony is that Operation Warp Speed is the only good thing Trump has ever done in his life, and he has to deny it because his party of irredeemable dipshits hates it.

LOL. Damn, that’s funny.

[San Yorch @Sanyorchv]

A los argentinos cuando Maradona metió un gol con la mano no les pareció sospechoso. Cuando los argentinos le dieron agua con somníferos a Brasil no les pareció raro. Cuando su dictadura robó el mundial de 1978 todo estaba bien. Los 5 penaltis en 7 partidos de Qatar tampoco les pareció sospechoso. No les pareció sospechoso robarle a Egipto o a Suiza. Pero perder una final en la que tiraron 0 veces en 120 minutos les esta pareciendo un robo y todo muy conspiranoico. Te tienes que reír 😆

[Scott Robertson @sarobertson_]

Eby: "I feel sorry for Americans. If you can't be friends with Canada, then you almost certainly do not have a friend anywhere in the world. And that is a very lonely place to be."

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Call me crazy, but I do not support the $12 billion bailout for the farmers who overwhelmingly voted for their own demise. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and stop leeching off our taxpayer dollars.

[Rams Tapes 🇵🇷 @RamsTapes]

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Sources: The #Rams and Legendary DT Aaron Donald have agreed to a 1-year, 13 million dollar deal.

[El Inmortal 🇪🇸 @ElInmortal____]

Los colores de los fuegos artificiales de la final eran albicelestes.

Pero si crees que el Mundial estaba amañado para que lo gane Argentina eres un conspiranoico.

[Rodrigo Luis Veloso @rodrigoluisvelo]

In Mexico the Argentina’s defeat in the World Cup is being celebrated like a carnival. Thousands came to the streets to sing and dance.

Argentina is seen in Mexico as a bankrupted racist country.

[Billy Rice @dangerrice]

FIFA to investigate Argentina as they make another Falklands gesture by having no shots on target.

[🤍𝕁𝕆🤍 @jomickane]

🤣🤣

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

Messi trying to complete a pass at MetLife Stadium

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

If I was a no-call, no-show at my job for 33 days, I’d be fired.

This post is about Mitch McConnell.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It’s really cool how they found a way to include all 3 hosts in the World Cup Final:
🇺🇸 Stadium in New Jersey
🇨🇦 Noxious smoke from Canadian wildfires
🇲🇽 Explosive diarrhea parasite from Mexico

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I don't think the problem is that our elections aren't secure because we control the House, Senate, White House, and to some degree we control the Supreme Court. So I ask my Republican colleagues, why are you complaining about election fraud? We won all the damn elections!"

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[BillsMafiATL @BillsMafiATL]

England’s coach explaining how to lose a semifinal game by playing prevent defense to end it.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

Spain-Argentina is the first World Cup “Colonizer vs Colonized” match that makes me say “well, let’s consider the nuances”

[QBgami @QBgami]

Kylian Mbappe when it was time to win a playoff game in Dallas