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I'm big where it counts. I can also count.

[Stuff99 @stuff99]

Everyone always says they're looking for a 'partner in crime' on their dating profiles but suggest a hate crime & suddenly I'm the bad guy??

[halsey @halsey]

in the next 5 hours each RT = $1 donation by me to @PPact. Please read & share on why PP is important for all women. @CecileRichards

[A.F @Bigshow84]

@realDonaldTrump hands looks so tiny compared to my hands.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

It's actually "you're" or "you are". https://t.co/sYpkF4fskH

[Josh @AFCJoshEllis]

your a big sellout @Bigshow84

[A.F @Bigshow84]

I'd do anything for a Klondike Bar! https://t.co/8vIyuwHNdZ

[ishaan dutta @IshaanD]

@Bigshow84 Ur the biggest fukin jerk I have ever seen in my life..such a big sellout..

[A.F @Bigshow84]

Sometimes when I look at my pancake nipples I get hungry for breakfast food.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

I'd do anything for money...and I mean ANYTHING. https://t.co/8vIyuwHNdZ

[ishaan dutta @IshaanD]

@Bigshow84 Ur the biggest fukin jerk I have ever seen in my life..such a big sellout..

[A.F @Bigshow84]

@SOUMYADIPSARK13 I love muppets

[Stuff99 @stuff99]

Orphans give the saddest look when you tell them you decided to adopt a cute little puppy instead.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

New bed idea:

[A.F @Bigshow84]

Happy birthday to me.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

I want to eat both sharks from the Super Bowl.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

#BellLetsTalk everyone RT this and you will get a free custom choke slam from me.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

Sometimes I wonder what Hansel and Gretal tastes like.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

“@TylerJacobWerth: @Bigshow84 hey big fan” cool. I'll need you in the summer to cool off.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

I napped and missed Thanksgiving.

[Stuff99 @stuff99]

Getting your girlfriend a #Fitbit for #Christmas is basically the 2014 equivalent of getting her a scale.

[A.F @Bigshow84]

Sometimes when I flush after I take a large dump I can hear whales cry (because my dump gets flushed into their home...the ocean).

[A.F @Bigshow84]

Everytime I drink a bottle of wine by myself for breakfast I get judged. It's grape juice!

[A.F @Bigshow84]

"Show no mercy; have no pity!" - Me, before a buffet.