Imagine travelling all the way to see someone and they tell you 'I thought you were joking when you said you were coming.' Omo, I would become a villain.
My neighbour's wife caught him cheating yesterday. The way she handled it, even the side chick started apologising to her. Lagos women are not smiling.
Nigeria will humble you. One minute you're making big plans for your future, next minute you're calculating whether to buy bread or save transport money. Character development with no consent.#TinubuMustGo
There's a particular kind of Nigerian aunty that will ask when you're getting married, how much you earn, why you're slim and why you're not eating, all within 3 minutes of seeing you. FBI could never.