Steven Wooten

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

How to not act around bouncers

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When she’s smart, funny and exactly your type

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Little kid out with his family brings in a huge fish https://t.co/nvz2PziYaq

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Why does he look like handsome squidward?

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This right here

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The friend zone was invented on this day in 1941.

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Me as a dad https://t.co/MYThUNURKh

[Steven Wooten @BigSteve_65]

I’ll never live in a major metropolitan area again after this year

[Hunter Reis @hunterreis]

Obsessed that these homes are the same price

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Then why'd she leave me

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"Ok now a serious one"

[Arslan @thega1nz]

Another one

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When you think there is one more piece of jerky but you pull this out instead

[Steven Wooten @BigSteve_65]

Thank god I have this mask on so all these clueless 18 year olds can’t see me laughing my ass off

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"Well that’s just like...your opinion man.”

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Women: communication is key

Men: what’s wrong?

Women: nothing. goodnight.

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The "im not interested" starter pack

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When you're a good boy but your friends get you into some sketchy shit

[Steven Wooten @BigSteve_65]

This is the evolution of the chest harness leash I see in Disney world every year

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

So many questions...

[Arslan @thega1nz]

You give your girl options to eat and she finna start acting difficult but when she home alone she be surviving on hummus & crackers

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Me distracting security while my wife steals the PS5