Chandler Langford

Put me on a pedestal and I’ll only disappoint you

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

I’ve noticed the air quality in my house dips significantly when the oven is on. Is this normal?

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@JukeboxCharley @libs_allen Ole Charlie coming in with the sensible problem solving!

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@asshton8 @tinatwoclaws Nah this is insane

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@libs_allen Probably a good idea!!

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

I used to order Jimmy John’s to the bar so often they literally had my address saved.

[stephen elliott @S___Elliott]

If you bring a takeout burger into a bar and ask the bartender if she has any ketchup, you’re probably an alcoholic.

[JayT @JayT0147]

cigarettes get me closer to heaven than prayer ever did

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@tacokingX Taco Bell when you’re drunk is top tier

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@35yearoldfriend Just shut up.

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@hanfjob Probably just give me a Miller Lite when I ask for it

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@JukeboxCharley You’re being interviewed for something that’s certain. Also I’m aware you’re talking about Soccer.

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@JukeboxCharley You a North Korea guy or what’s up with Charlie?

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@all90saltrock Smash

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@3YearLetterman is on an absolute generational run during this World Cup.

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

All three Back to the Future movies, Grind, Lords of Dogtown.

[Royce Morgan @PTSportsFix]

Can you name 3 movies you’ve seen over 20 times?

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@angryjohnie Miss them everyday.

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

This would cost $6.99 at Food City before 10 AM, 7 days a week.

[EatinErni @eatinerni]

Is this worth $12.99?

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@Ford_Nick BOTH

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@JukeboxCharley Is it normal for them to have two games going at the same time? I’m not a fan.

[Chandler Langford @Bigtoe2gone]

@CharissesPcs_ That’s thick cut fried bologna.