Joe

I like scary books, spooky movies, and cozy pubs. I've been known to rant on occasion. King Random, a former gym rat.

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Having watched #X #Pearl and #Maxxxine I've decided #A24s next movie needs to be #Puritan2.

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@elonmusk Talk to H. Ross Periot . See what he thinks

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Go a step further and actually publish the list!

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I purchased digital movies from #iTunes store fair and square and now can't watch them because of the monitor I have connected to my #Mac. Fuck you #TimCook and your stupid #DRMV_official rights. I feel robbed and cheated. Fuck you too #Apple. YOU OWE ME.

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The best part of last nights #Oscar was laughing my ass off at a bunch of movies I never heard of and couldn’t care less about,

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#TikTok may be back in business, but the app is still unavailable in the #App Store.

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@AltNationNet I wish I could find the original exchange here on X. :D

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#JakePaul Just be sure to protect your ears 👂. Better safe than sorry.

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@elonmusk Cheating is very important here.

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@JoseCanseco It made me laugh. Sorry.

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There’s nothing funnier to me than an #influencer with a small following.

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@gothjackieburk Only briefly in '87 when he had enough and got a haircut. It grew back and for the remainder of the 80's it was his real hair. His hair was never this short from '82 - '87.

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@StephenKing So you’ve switched from writing horror to writing comedy?

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@HumansNoContext Our fearless leader

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Seriously never ever using #turbotax again.

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@AndMulder Imagine going through your whole life looking like that.

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@JimmyKimmelLive You’re not the least bit funny. Proud to not watch your lame show.

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Imagine if #nikolai #tesla were alive today and had #ElonMusk to fund him!

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#DraymondGreen cheats.

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By the time #TaylorSwift s done ruining #TravisKelce s life, he’ll be writing songs about HER.