bika hua gormint (parody)

yeh bika gayi hai gormint
ab gorment me kuch nahi hai
yeh benchod saare milke hame paagal bana rahe hai madarchod ke bacche

[Aliza Noor @AlizaNoor1501]

TW: In Gujarat, Salman Vohra went to watch a cricket match but he was beaten as a mob watched and cheered. With bats & knives, his kidney & ear were damaged.
"Crowd changed Jai Sri Ram when the Muslim players came."
Reporting:
https://t.co/PyT8FzRZgj

[Congress @INCIndia]

𝐓𝟐𝟎 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒!

Incredible win!

🇮🇳Congratulations Team India 🇮🇳

🫡 Salute to your fire, passion & teamwork! 🔥

[Aam Aadmi Party Delhi @AAPDelhi]

Sometimes,

when things aren’t going your way.. it’s about that one moment which changes everything.

CONGRATULATIONS INDIA 🇮🇳

We are World Champions!

#T20WorldCup

[Rajdeep Sardesai @sardesairajdeep]

So probe unit of NDA ruled Bihar suggests NEET UG paper leak, says organised gang at work. If confirmed, NEET UG exam may have to be cancelled, exam may have to be redone. Sad for lakhs of students who has put so much effort into this . Govt was in denial for way too long (paper was on May 5) : now chickens have come home to roost. https://t.co/eqVBTvHfgi

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

“20-25 seats, only 20-25 seats more & we would have seen a different INDIA Govt today”

Sachin Pilot narrates the pain of every INDIA supporter 💔

Yes, we were close. THAT CLOSE.

[Ranting gola @therantinggola]

Modiji should also ask some people to remove proud Hindu and sanatani from their bios!

[✎𝒜 πundhati🌵🍉🇵🇸 @Polytikles]

All Eyes on Reasi, Member of BJP.

[Congress @INCIndia]

This was not a normal election. The INDIA Alliance had the entire media against them. The CBI, the ED, the Election Commission, and the entire administrator were against us.

In the last 2-3 days, the Prime Minister broke the campaigning rule and went and meditated in Kanniyakumari. Everybody else was told not to campaign but the PM was allowed full media in his meditation.

And after all these efforts, the PM barely escaped losing in Varanasi. The BJP lost in Ayodhya, they lost in Uttar Pradesh, and they lost because they were attacking the very idea of India.

: Shri @RahulGandhi

📍Wayanad, Kerala

[Gaurav Pandhi @GauravPandhi]

After Mahatma Gandhi's assassination, RSS tried to distance itself from Godse. Similarly, after an attempt to assassinate the Constitution, now RSS is trying to distance itself from the BJP & its leadership. Mohan Bhagwat's statement on Manipur mustn't be seen as some awakening. It's just another ploy.

Only after the massive blow in the elections did Mohan Bhagwat realize all isn't well in Manipur? Is he a Kumbhkaran who was sleeping when the women were being raped and people were being killed in an almost civil war-like situation for one year?

They are all the same. RSS, BJP, and the entire Sangh Parivar are equally guilty of pushing our country into the fire pit. Never forget.

[Alt News @AltNews]

It is being FALSELY claimed that the BJP did not win any seat in a 100 km radius of Ayodhya. Two LS seats adjacent to the Faizabad constituency -- Gonda and Kaiserganj -- went to the BJP. #AltNewsFactCheck | @AbhishekSay

https://t.co/l006XmlvAA

[Congress @INCIndia]

It has come to light by members of the RSS who are on record -- a gentleman by the name of Shantanu Sinha related to Rahul Sinha, an office bearer of the BJP in Bengal has alleged that Mr Amit Malviya, the head of BJP IT Cell has indulged in nefarious activities, he has indulged in sexual exploitation of women not only in 5-star hotels but also in BJP offices in Bengal.

We seek from the BJP justice for women in Bengal; whether it is Hathras, Lakhimpur, our most decorated athletes, or Bilkis Bano, the Prime Minister has consistently given political patronage to the perpetrators of crime.

It is high time you stand with women. It is high time you stand with the daughter of India and unless and until you do not answer their plight, you have no business to be in power.

Less than 24 hours after the PM has been sworn in, serious charges of sexual allegations have been levelled against a prominent office-bearer of the BJP. But is it to anybody’s surprise?

If you remember the IIT-BHU gangrape and the three people involved --- Saksham Patel, Kunal Pander, and Anand Chauhan --- are all extremely close to the senior leaders of the BJP including PM Modi.

This is a pattern, whether it is Kuldeep Singh Sengar, Chinmyanand, Brij Bhushan, or Ankita Bhandari’s murderers, they are all BJP leaders protected by Narendra Modi.

: @SupriyaShrinate ji

[John Samuel (WithRG)🇮🇳 @pitchaijohn1961]

Now NDA means...
Naidu_Nitish Depending Alliance..

Narendra Modi is a shameless and power-hungry soul.
This is proved by his taking oath.

The people of this country defeated Narendra Modi by not allowing him to get the majority.

Narendra Modi is a curse.
Surely, this government won't last long...

[Pragnya Gupta @GuptaPragnya]

India awaits @smritiirani to vacate her official residence and hand over the keys with same urgency as was done with @RahulGandhi

[bika hua gormint (parody) @BikaGormint]

@vinayak_pattar @mr_mayank Pappu as in Narendra Modi??? Or are you talking about tejaswi surya?? They didn't fight alongside them bro

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

INDIA didn't try forming the Govt yet, doesn't mean we will not.

We are waiting for the right time & will definitely form the Govt at centre 🔥

— Mamata Banerjee

[Ankit Mayank @mr_mayank]

BIG BREAKING ⚡

Huge protest by Mumbai Youth Congress workers against BJP’s stock market scam worth lakhs of crores

Congress continues to play on frontfoot, brilliant strategy 🔥

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

The fact that BJP didn’t get a majority only proves that there was no large scale manipulation of EVMs, but doesn’t rule out selective manipulation. However EVMs have a programmable chip & flash memory thru which they can be manipulated. That is why most European countries & Bangladesh have banned EVMs.
However I do believe that EVMs with transparent screen VVPATS can be used if all VVPAT slips are counted

[Congress @INCIndia]

13th May 2024:

Amit Shah - "Buy shares before June 4th."

19th May 2024:

Narendra Modi - "Stock markets will break records on June 4th."

1st June 2024:

Last phase of polling. Media releases exit polls.

3rd June 2024:

Stock market breaks records and reaches an all-time high.

4th June 2024:

Biggest stock market crash. Investors, especially small ones, lose ₹30 lakh crore.

: Shri @RahulGandhi

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

In this list of newly elected NDA MPs in the Lok Sabha, not one Muslim, not one Christian, not one Sikh and not one Buddhist MP. It is for the NDA, not only the BJP. Imagine.