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@Bikeirious
Inventor of TippySippy™ and this bio.
Melbourne
Joined January 2015
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10 Followers
90 Posts
My baby got a frog in her throat, pls help: https://t.co/JW003n0wgj
I wanted to bring back mooning as an aim for the summer but then the laws changed and not being a sex offender is a lifelong aim, conundrum
My friend got contact dumb from hanging out with me
Which animal dick would u like to grant ur special birthday wish?
Who to follow
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Richard Pendavingh
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Editor of The Unravel. A website dedicated to history, anthropology and popular culture.
When life gives u lemons put them in a bowl, hope visitors think u fancy, conform to societal ideals of stoicism etc.
If you ever hear me rant eloquently just ask me what day it is and I won't be able to tell you
I'm the dumbest savant you'll ever meet
On a scale from 1 to the doll from lift off, how emotionally scarring was your childhood?
The best thing about my partner being a rehab worker is how comparatively easy I seem to live with. I COULD BURN THE HOUSE DOWN, NO BIGGIE
Parenthood challenges your atheism. My kids head just spun a full 360 spraying vomit everywhere and an exorcism is a no go apparently?
Anyway, fun sized? No I want fetish sized chocolate bars
@Bikeirious so I'm being told conventional beauty is the aim? Ooohhhh, no sweetie, I want to be fetishised
Went to the doctor and got told to lose weight. But I'm like, I'm aiming for BBW status? Should I be aiming for something different?
@Bikeirious I can see where there is room for improvement now.
@Bikeirious my children whinge a lot and that rhymes with 'minge' you see
@Bikeirious I currently enjoy a 10% success rate at both things
@Bikeirious 80% of my getting sex attempts are then turning those parody songs dirty
90% of my parenting is turning things my children are doing into lyrics for parody songs
I either gave birth to the world's best staring contest opponent or a *cesaerean born killer
@goat_wang I'm playing Twitter again
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