JesusRakeTheForest

Messianic complexifier. Devine intervener. Early riser. He/Him is risen.

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

TreySmack portmanteau 
For the scoring last night and
The kickers full name

#haiku #packers #thisismypack

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

Qdoba is a Spanish word that means explosive diarrhea

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

The only thing better than thinking about a burrito is a burrito

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

I think I’m going to start pronouncing the T in “often” for a few weeks just to see how it feels.

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

I propose a new scoring move-in basketball called the “grand slam dunk” where you jump really high and slam the ball through the hoop two times before landing for a total of four points.

[Drew Taylor @BrewCrewDrew30]

JJ McCarthy might be the biggest ass clown I’ve ever seen. Getting fired up moving the ball on our 3rd stringers 😂

[E From GB @E_FromGB]

JJ McCarthy trying to give Packers fans a reason to care about a meaningless game

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

Willis Wilson Walker Watson #goPackGo

[𝙂𝙤 𝙋𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙂𝙤 @Go_Pack_Go52]

These two are going to be a problem tomorrow night.

I can feel it 🔥🧀

#GoPackGo

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

Prediction: #Bears 0 - #Packers 147

[Chuck @Brewfan0419]

Is that DJ Jazzy Jeff?

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

This morning, MAGA is trying to rewrite history—claiming Reagan was anti-immigrant and pro-protectionism.

But the truth is, Reagan stood for almost everything Trump opposes.

It’d be a real shame if this went viral.

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

#Brewers

[JesusRakeTheForest @BikerDrunk]

#brewers #lipreading

[Wimmer 🐆 @CookedByJaguar]

UMP IS A CUBS FAN BANG

[Camryn @camryn314]

announcers are cubs fans

home plate ump is a cubs fan

i can’t handle this

[JD @JD_YOUR_BOII]

This ump has been so ass in this Cubs vs Brewers game.

[StephTuittRules @StephTuittRules]

Man, I hate the Cubs, but that call was unacceptable. You can't fuck up that badly and ump in the playoffs. No way.

[Camryn @camryn314]

even the cubs fans in my life admit this ump is blind

[michael @frostyfourlokos]

This home-plate ump has to have money on the cubs