Billy Barber

he/him cause if pronouns in bio bother you it makes me happy.

[BythePeople @BythePeople18]

Person wife knows had a 23 week preemi who is now 18 mos. Went to family for Thanksgiving. Everybody said they were vaccinated. When leaving, grandparents said they lied & were not vaccinated but wanted to see everybody. Now, Grandma has Covid. Now they fear for their toddler.

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Sorcerer: What’s that?

Wizard: It’s my spellbook. It’s where I write down and keep track of all of my spells.

Sorcerer: That sucks.

Wizard: Well I’m sorry my grandpa didn’t fuck a dragon.

Sorcerer: You leave Granddad and Razorfang out of this!

#DnD #TTRPG

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@RevDaniel So cute. I just got this little girlso I have to show her off

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@ElyKreimendahl Best is when tier 1 stops coming and you still give a few minutes to talk shit in memorium.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Look, we got to slow the testing down. When you do more testing, you have more cases.

Couldn’t you just, you know, inject it into the body - like a cleaning.

Hydroxychloroquine. Just try it. What do you have to lose?

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@sarahschauer My wife acts like she hates but I think secretly likes when I loudly point out pervs at warlmart.

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@Gritty20202 How is this supposed to dissuade me?

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@NancyRed_Xo @Elepitts1997 @Blacksmitheart @laurenboebert He will either be a very successful congressman or fox News pundit. Option 2 is drugs and eventual suicide or overdose. Either way he's fucked for being actually happy.

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@laurenboebert You make anyone from between new York York California look so terrible.

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@AccidentalP Even as someone who sadly doesn't know his work (I intend to fix that) you can tell this was a bit. A great bit but a bit nonetheless.

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

Rob Schneider is worth $15+ million dollars.

There is nothing worse than a millionaire who cries poverty.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

I will alway believe these words by @SACrockettJr are among the greatest 3 sentences in the history of American journalism:

[Ellen Degenerate @CashAppRecords]

One of my favorite tweets 😂

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

Randy Volar, a rich white man, drugged, raped, & trafficked dozens of underage black girls for YEARS & filmed the acts

Chrystul Kizer at 16, a brave victim saved herself and dozens of other young girls. Shot em into his grave!

For tht she is serving LIFE in prison

SAY HER NAME

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Only capitalism could make "infinite electricity" a problem

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@drnonawilliams @ResusCGMedia I feel like a teacher dealing with an entitled student who thinks that they deserve a good grade without absorbing the material is cruelty to the teacher.

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@CandyandPizza @RealKraftMayo If you mean throw up in my mouth then yeah.

[Billy Barber @BilbarrBarian]

@drnonawilliams @ResusCGMedia Do you imagine this teacher had seen top level work from this student up to this point?