Bill Dauterive

Official Twitter page for me, Bill Dauterive, from TV's King of the Hill.

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Oh my God, look... The Beer Tent!

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I reckon I've taken a long enough break from the Twitter. If you have any questions you'd like to ask the old Billdozer, feel free to ask!

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 Hey, I'm fun to talk to! When I'm not depressed...

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 You'd be surprised at how many times lying works! I guess my friends are afraid I'll kill myself or something...

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@Daniel_Petty990 I'm a little buzzed at the moment, but the Army's been keepin me busy. Cutting hair all day then drinking after is tiring.

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@AaronN_5 @daniel_petty990 Ever wonder what happened to that dog house? I'll have to ask Hank what he did with it.

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@AaronN_5 @daniel_petty990 Dale thinks Nancy was inseminated with his own material by an alien. And that's what we all have to think.

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@Daniel_Petty990 Never trust Wikipedia! I might be old, but I'm not 60! At least, not yet... If you noticed, I never aged on the show.

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@Daniel_Petty990 Well, you're about 10 years off. It was the late 70s, except I never graduated. The Army needed me before I could.

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 Wally's doing better these days. The Army straightened him out!

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 That b****? I'm pretty sure she and her ass of a husband moved to Austin.

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 I'm so depressed I can't even blink.

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 Yeah, but the Jack ran out not too long after the tank exploded. They didn't air that part in the episode.

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 That was a hell of night. The date I had planned with that lady cop didn't work out...

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@Daniel_Petty990 Dale is Dale. Still doesn't have a clue about Nancy and John Redcorn.

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@Daniel_Petty990 If it wasn't for Hank, my house would have been condemned by Heimlich County years ago!

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@Daniel_Petty990 @aaronn_5 It has more to do with the pride he has for his house than it does with just having clean gutters.

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If you are a true King of the Hill fan, then you will want to follow my friends @AaronN_5 and @Daniel_Petty990! Good men, those two! #KOTH

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@Daniel_Petty990 I think the old Billdozer can do that!

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#FictionalDeathsIWillNeverGetOver Colonel Cotton Hill. He was a true American hero.