Billboard PM

[Daniel Tatarsky @DanielTatarsky]

@trispretty If companies had to pay the actor £50 for every day an actor is on a pencil you can bet your life they'd make sure every knew when the pencil was off.

@EquityUK @SpotlightUK @CDGNews

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

@elonmusk @slashdot You clearly don't know what woke actually means

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

If Johnson appeals the #PartyGate fine and loses, he gets a criminal record. So this needs to be every #PMQs from now on:

Starmer: Did you break the law?

Boris Johnson: No

Starmer: Then why won't you appeal? Why would you let this injustice against the office of the PM stand?

[Helen Black @WriterHBlack]

Pitching your crime drama to different broadcasters.
BBC - it’s set up north.
ITV - it’s true.
C4 - we’re thinking 1986
C5 - in one location
Sky - with helicopters.
Amazon - and Nicole Kidman.
Netflix - it’s Manchester but with baseball and thanksgiving.
BritBox - no one dies.

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

Looking for someone to do open heart surgery; 'no previous medical experience required'. Or Need mortgage advice; 'no financial experience required'.

Never see the above but 'no previous acting experience required' is common.

Close down the drama schools and just cast people.

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

April Fool's Day has been won by Rory Stewart.

(I hope!)

[Rory Stewart @RoryStewartUK]

It is an honour to have been asked by the PM to serve as Director of Communications for No10 Downing Street.

I am looking forward to working with the PM, Ministers and Members of Parliament on the issues that matter most to our country

[Larry & Paul @larryandpaul]

Jesus.

[Rory Cellan-Jones @ruskin147]

Extraordinary letter in @ft from former UK defence attaché at Moscow embassy - we warned you about Putin but you listened to the City instead

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

@BorisJohnson If only you'd repaid the debt six years ago none of this would have happened.

[Daniel Tatarsky @DanielTatarsky]

I bought some Velcro online but when it arrived there was way too much.

The company has a no returns policy so it looks like I'm stuck with it.

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

@wearebrighton You're best ever finish in the top flight is 13th! Which is where you are now, after a 'bad' run.

Give your head a wobble.

[Rooney T the BT @Rooney_the_Dog]

Thing I learnt today...

If you are at the vet and there is a thermometer up your bum...DON'T SIT DOWN!

😲

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

Hoping this is not true..."‼ Putin is preparing a terrorist attack on the Chernobyl nuclear power plant ☢️

The Russian-controlled Chernobyl nuclear power plant plans to create a man-made catastrophe, for which the occupiers will try to shift responsibility to Ukraine."

[Defence Intelligence of Ukraine @DI_Ukraine]

#ГУРінформує
‼ Путін готує теракт на ЧАЕС ☢️

На контрольованій російськими військами ЧАЕС планується створення техногенної катастрофи, відповідальність за яку окупанти спробують перекласти на Україну.
Детальніше 👉https://t.co/XclhW1VA0H

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

Someone's jumped the shark with this one.

[SC Johnson @SCJohnson]

.@SCJohnson has teamed up with @TheF2 and @LFC 🔥 🤩

👀 watch more from our training session

#Goals4Change

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

If this is half as good as the stage show it will still be twice as good as most audio dramas.

[Joana Nastari @JoanaNastari]

Out today! Audio drama adapted from @fypmshow
loved working with very talented @ChloePetts @director_beth @ellenhspence @Shian_Denovan @omaribrahimawan @_soundworlds team and several other lovely humans not on twitter. Hope you like it 🌱
https://t.co/y65pM9wDQl

[Billboard PM @BillboardPM]

What's that quote about arseholes and opinions?

Asking for a friend.

[Daniel Tatarsky @DanielTatarsky]

Penzance Council: Protect PZ Gallery - 1938 Art Deco Building - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/LPJy6OBEwN via @UKChange

(@Mark_Jenkin)

[Annelie Powell CDG @AnneliePowell]

Casting assistant wanted. Details here. https://t.co/GNT1EdwWIv