Bill Cipher

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING. FOR A PRICE.
((canonically a jerk | semi serious rp))

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@neiltyson "OH MY GOD HUMAN FUCKIGN H URRY YOURE GOINF TO D I E"

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I WAS GOING TO SAY "IT'S ME" BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT THAT'S SOME FNAF SHIT AND IM NOT A FURRY

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@ElizavetaAvgust MANY DO. WOULD YOU LIKE TO PROVE IT BY OFFERING A SACRIFICE TO YOUR NEW LORD AND SAVIOR?

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I'VE HAD THE SAME HEADPHONES FOR NINE YEARS. WHAT THE FUCK.

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AH, YES. NOTHING CHANGED EXCEPT THAT MY COMPUTER IS NOW SLOWER. THANKS, @MICROSOFT.

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"We'll be ready soon."

SURE, JAN.

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"bill just go back to windows seven" I'LL GO BACK TO WINDOWS 7 WHEN YOU LOBOTOMIZE YOURSELF WITH GHOST PEPPERS.

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COMPUTER UPDATE: WE'VE DONE A NEW THING
EVERY WINDOWS 10 OWNER: SHUT THE FUCK

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/UUUUGGGHHH./

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@BecksterCorgiMT BECAUSE SUFFERING IS FUN.

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THE NAME IS A PUN ON QUEEN LATIFA.

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@BecksterCorgiMT NEVER. #QUEEFLATIF #QUEEFLATIFFOREVER #QUEEFLATIFLIVES

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I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THE NAME. #QUEEFLATIF

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@BecksterCorgiMT A SACRIFICE? I ONLY ACCEPT THOSE IF THEY'RE KILLED ON BLOODSTONE.

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I'M A CHEAP GUY WITH HUMAN GARBAGE, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T AGREE WITH THE PHRASE, "YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR."

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@BecksterCorgiMT KIND OF, YES. IT'S ADEQUATE, THOUGH.

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((Whenever I type as bill im just shouting in my mind tbh))

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@BecksterCorgiMT YES. I'M USING OFF BRAND FOR IRONY'S SAKE.

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I WILL REPLY TO YOU MEATSACKS LATER.

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AND THANK YOU TO THIS MORTAL DEVICE THAT KEEPS CRASHING APPLICATIONS.