William Hamby

Pure Sugary Goodness.

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@HawkyBalboa That 2 week period when Phils were in the WS, and the Eagles were going on a huge run, back in 2022, was pretty electric. Too bad they all came out empty-handed.

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@jelynchjr Heartbreaking because he was my favorite. I rooted for him over Tiger every time 1999 - 2008.

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@morganwu8 @Schaffrillas I would say Morgan Freeman before Denzel. But, not a bad choice either!

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@Matthew83161088 @Schaffrillas You’re not fooling anyone, Matt Damon.

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USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@stoolpresidente “Academia” pretty much discovered/invented everything you take for granted today.

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@KimPKAG4EVA @Padres When you’re universally disliked by many, they don’t really care about your feelings…

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@MonsterManiaCon @CountDraculaDB Blobfest had it in 3D two years ago at Colonial Theater. It was great!!

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@StabinMegroinSr @RetroNewsNow All on YouTube…

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@RetroNewsNow Zeke the Plumber is still top 10 horror icons of all time IMO. Short lived. But extremely memorable.

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@jason_margate @TheCinesthetic The Following. Horrible season 2 premier which led to an even more horrible season.

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@Mrstanleycup

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@Jferrie23 @Pat_Egan This is all moot if just one other batter actually did something.

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@LookAroundCafe But who are they talking about in the clip?

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@PaulDeathwish @TheCinesthetic I think I watched this every day for a year when the collector’s edition came out. Fell asleep to it as comfort.

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@stevecic @parkerhousedude Parker House isn’t a night club. It’s like the clubhouse on a golf course, with a raw bar, and it’s on the beach.

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@kinky_horror @Felissa_Rose Night of the Demon? The Bigfoot one?!

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@knxvilleballpit The genius of Jackass is just how simple it is: “What if he just sat at the end of the alley? So, instead of the ball hitting the pins, it just hits his nuts?”

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@SERGIOSANCHEZW @MovieMeets @TheCinesthetic I don’t think he was still “in love” with her. He just needed to know what happened…his whole life was ruined trying to find out.