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[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

900,000 trick #PS4share
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Million points den #PS4share
https://t.co/mJvtZnv864

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Million + Tony Hawk demo #PS4share
https://t.co/xPNrG8R7Kp

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@AlbertBreer Trey is a huge Flyers fan

[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

@ryenarussillo Listening to Rift. Dude do you even Gamehendge?
Bill had no fucking clue!

[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

Bring em back!

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

Just watched this back and now I’m tearing up. David Ortiz is Boston. Anyone who attacks him is attacking all of us. Stay strong @davidortiz

[Dan Kadar @ByDanKadar]

I think Mike Tomlin was told he was on the hot seat right before this photo was taken.

[Jake Marsh @JakeMarsh18]

Unofficial QB beer chugging times:

Tom Brady (w/ Colbert): 2.71*
Matthew Stafford: 3.61
Mitchell Trubisky: 4.05
Patrick Mahomes: 5.27
Aaron Rodgers: DNF

* = left a little bit in the cup

@sabermetrics

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Monday Morning metaphor:

[Text Line @TheTextLine]

Truck slides take a set.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

MEETINGS are destroying the planet. Primitive weirdos forcing people to drive across town to sit in a room and breath each other’s pheromones when they could have telecommuted.

[Mike Gordon @mike_gordon]

VT

[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

@barstoolsports @heathcummingssr

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This is really good

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Adam Sandler’s tribute song to Chris Farley hitting us square in the emotions.

[Cat Cozzi @cozzi_cat]

So my possum living in the grill had babies

[Izzo @MotazA145]

So this random old lady i was sitting next to on my flight was staring at my phone the whole time so i had to catch her in the act

[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

I have been waiting 2,934 days for tonight’s episode. My favorite character since season 1 pulled a Malcom Butler. I.Cant.Sleep.

[bill haseltine @BillHaseltine]

@RyanReports @abcactionnews @BillyCorben