Bill Hicks

True greatness comes not from being better than your fellow man, but from being better than your former self. - old Radiohead website

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

Think I got SCREWED on this smartphone upgrade. No WiFi, music quality is CRAP!

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

Twitter folk, I am taking one year off of Twitter, thanks for all, maybe will or will never be back.

Thank you.

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@BEAT_SKELTON Nice.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

This is oddly satisfying to know.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

Remember KB Toys?

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@TakeThatDarwin Actually, everything has been sorted since Thanksgiving. No problems.

[Joe Buonfiglio @JoeBuonfiglio]

Ricky Gervais and Sir Patrick Stewart prove to be masters of deadpan humor in this wonderful clip.

Love it.

@SirPatStew
@rickgervais
#StarTrekPicard
#StarTrekTNG
#StarTrek

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@Troy_in_Tahoe @patriottakes He's the A.G., not the S.o.S.

[WiseUncleBuck @wiseunclebuck]

I told my nephew about specific item years ago…. He didn’t believe me and had to Google it…… many pets died… but my favorite was the episode of 1001 way to die….. graphic explanation of death…..😂😂😂😂😂

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@wiseunclebuck Yep, not by a longshot.

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

R.I.P Shane.

Thank you for what you left us all.
https://t.co/g2lR9WZVQA

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@tanja__eder @Drstevenhobbs Thanks much.

The hardest part was not panicking to stop myself from doing something I could have deeply regretted.

[The Doctor @Drstevenhobbs]

When it lives in the reef
With its pharyngeal teeth
That's a Moray...

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

If you see this, tweet a robot.

[John Moffitt 🌊🌊🧢 🇺🇦 @JohnRMoffitt]

If you see this, tweet a robot.

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

@BEAT_SKELTON You misspelled "HELLSITE."

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@AquaVelvaBoy

[Bill Hicks @BillHicks74]

Stop everything you're doing and post a gif of a cartoon you really like.

[Marie @Murray6971]

Stop everything you're doing and post a gif of a cartoon you really like.