@DavidJHarrisJr yes, you're entitled to your opinion..but, on the other hand, he would be a 'living, breathing failure', compared to you - a dead whiney little bitch
@lippyent How much I tip, or if I tip at all, will depend on the waitress and the service..not the price of the meal. The waitress is, most likely, not the person who cooked the meal, so if the food is not prepared correctly, she wouldn't be responsible; but if the service is bad, well....