Bill Nye Tho

i'm the high bill nye. *not affiliated with the real bill nye the science guy*

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SHOUTS OUT TO MY SPINE ALWAYS HAVING MY BACK

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Life is too short to not do hella science

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last minute christmas present idea: give them a pebble and say "this is some mad fuckin science right here fam enjoy"

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"If i had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy."

-Someone who doesn't know shit about galaxies.

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Made a new Instagram it's: highbillnye

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My Instagram account was hacked. Just letting y'all know it's not me anymore

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shouts out to the strong nuclear force that keeps atoms together literally being the fucking glue of the universe i love u

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SHOUT OUT TO SNAILS THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS CAN SLEEP FOR THREE YEARS

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goodmorning its time for me to drop some science on y'all white asses: ozone molecules break up under uv light thats wassup we out here

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brains are so dope i wish everybody had one

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SHOUTS OUT TO THIS TURTLE GOING IN ON SOME MASHED POTATOES YESTERDAY

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THIS THANKSGIVING U BETTER HAVE HUGGED EVERY TREE U SEE AT LEAST ONCE CUZ THEY OUT HERE GRINDING 24/7 CLEANING THE AIR

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The turkey ur family is going to eat today once had 5,600 feathers. But did you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.

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using linear algebra to keep these hoes in line

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just got kicked out the library AGAIN for yelling "OH ITS FUCKING LIT" while readin about galaxies

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god damn isaac newton went so hard

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dam bby im gonna use y = mx b to measure the slope of dat ass

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christmas list: rocks

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WHY HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX WHEN YOU CAN HAVE UNPROTECTED SCIENCE lmao nah you should still wear safety goggles

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how's everybody's monday going ps cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine about 26 cycles per second