Bill Pytlovany

Reverse Engineer, Alexa, Raspberry Pi, Windows 3.0 to IoT. Chronic Neuro Lyme survivor. Old enough to be an idiot without drugs or alcohol

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Can't believe I'm watching C-Span (Online Platform & Entrepreneurship). Am I getting old or miss being in the business.

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Remember when we all thought ATM's would reduce personal communication? talking to people? Now, Banks have coffee shops inside to bring us in.

[Bill Pytlovany @BillP]

Yogi Berra said, "We're lost, but we're making good time." My quote, "I'm not lost. I'm just not where I wanted to be."

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Remember when storm forecasts always seemed to overpredict the danger? Hope you remembered how much technology has improved. If you only stocked up on D batteries you may be in trouble.

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3000, 16, the number doesn't matter. If ONE person died because they didn't get support from Washington, it was a failure. #ONEAMERICANMATTERS

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@cherspri No winners really, just losers. The Native American's lost what could have been their best chance for their own nation. Of course, history is full of "what if"s

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Schools up north studied the Revolutionary War. Kids down south learned every detail of Civil War (of Northern Aggression). Do you know who won the War of 1812?

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Oops, I never finished the final Buy button on Amazon yesterday so I never ordered all my Prime Day items. Guess I really didn't need all my new stuff.

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The success of RaspberryPi has been amazing. I have to wonder if it's significant, their team continues to be 45%-50% female.

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@AmroliwalaBBC Thank you for letting your Buffalo guest know that our International friends can see the truth in America. I'm sure he wasn't invited on to push his political agenda. Well done!

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Thanks for the tip from Dave Taylor. https://t.co/XcF3motWYy I always say, "Computer storage is like your paycheck. No matter how much it grows, you'll find a way to use all of it."

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Watching "The Patent Scam" on Amazon Prime. Feeling good my last job was getting a patient troll to go away for someone willing to fight.

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Forget about Laurel & Yanny. I just asked my Amazon Alexa for the @TiVo Guide and she replied, "Marshall Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu Wa Za Banga..."

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@elsiealkurabi @StewartsShops Been relying on my neighborhood @StewartsShops for free air even back when I had a 20" StringRay bike. 1/2 gallons of their ice cream on sale this week $2.99

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@SecurityGarden Good times! Things have certainly changed. https://t.co/IZ9YhltMR6

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Hard to believe that it is #MyTwitterAnniversary. My first tweet 10 years ago: "Not sure about this twitter-bug that everyone has. Blame my presence on BillP." See what you started, @BillP?

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@KenyaPytlovany It's very rare to see anyone with my family name but it looks like you are involved with activities to make anyone proud. ;)

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Amazing how easy it can be to retain your best employees. #SAP https://t.co/vXzatlZzFK

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Found a new favorite quote. When asked on @CBSSunday Morning about his new baby boy., @JordanPeele replied, "I want to be the type of dad my mom was."

-- @JordanPeele

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Experienced my first vending machine I can pay with my phone. We all seriously need phones with dependable battery life.

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Can’t find a good new home for my vintage($1,000-$2,000) Wurlitzer 140B piano until I find one teeny weeny $22 volume control.