Bill Schulz

"I suspect most of us get old without growing up." -Bill Watterson

[Bill Schulz @BillSchulz]

Ignore proper dental care, chop down a cherry tree & read my @Entrepreneur feature on a recent #America250 visit to @mountvernon! (Thaaanks @DanBova1) cc: @mountvernonnews @MattWelch
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@GTSCpodcast @MattWelch @AlfredSchulz Your lack of class is exactly what Welch gave Alfred & I the entire weekend.

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Can't wait to hit Cooperstown with @MattWelch this weekend! And many people don't know this, but not only is Matt's favorite player Harold Baines? But he also wrote MANY articles about how HB deserved to be in the HOF before it happened... cc: @AlfredSchulz

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@ChiSoxFanMike How old is Fisk these days? That said: I will never forgive him for going into the Hall as a BoSox.

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@Snackelbritson @Yankees @AnnCoulter @yankeestadium #Unsubscribe (And AI should KNOW that I'd already had WAAAY too much old shrimp at the Stadium buffet for any girl to want to kiss me. Let alone Ann!)

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Congrats on ur stupid @yankees win, @AnnCoulter. My big loss was eating way too much of the free @yankeestadium seafood buffet. (The shrimp was oddly warm and I’m typing this on my toilet right now.)

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@CraigMahoney Just did. And I love you as much as you barely tolerate ME.

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@treefortrichard @Yankees @AnnCoulter @yankeestadium Whatever it was? It wrecked me. I’m still having issues.

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I’ll add this: I do adore Jazz Chisholm. Hard not to!

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Off to bed. But I actually prefer the Popeye philosophy. Just know who you are and BE who you are. Life will still no doubt suck. But it'll be slightly easier if you pay attention to this noble, spinach swilling sailor! https://t.co/dZO6TJNXCe

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So here's what I mean. And this is more the Mary Poppins movie than the books: "Though we adore men individually; We agree that as a group they're rather stupid..." Expand that. To any group. That is human. Groups suck!

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@CraigMahoney I never even heard of it! But on it!!!

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@CraigMahoney For like ten fucking years.

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When I was a kid, there was a dumb best seller called "The Tao Of Pooh". An introduction to Taoism via Winnie The Fucking Pooh. Somebody could get way better mileage out of Mary Poppins' outlook on life. As well as...wait for it...POPEYE. "I yam what I yam". (Not a bad mantra.)

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There is a book to be made on the philosophy within many a Bill Murray character. So "Meatballs" is ALL Sartre. "Groundhog Day"? That's Nietzsche. And "Lost In Translation" is clearly Derrida. As for "What About Bob?"? Discuss...

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@CraigMahoney Yep! And I think that's why he and Murray ended their friendship on that set. Bill had other ideas.

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There is a book to be made on the philosophy within many a Bill Murray character. So "Meatballs" is ALL Sartre. "Groundhog Day"? That's Nietzsche. And "Lost In Translation" is clearly Derrida. As for "What About Bob?"? Discuss...

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@CraigMahoney Cookie Monster figured it out.

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So here's what I mean. And this is more the Mary Poppins movie than the books: "Though we adore men individually; We agree that as a group they're rather stupid..." Expand that. To any group. That is human. Groups suck!

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When I was a kid, there was a dumb best seller called "The Tao Of Pooh". An introduction to Taoism via Winnie The Fucking Pooh. Somebody could get way better mileage out of Mary Poppins' outlook on life. As well as...wait for it...POPEYE. "I yam what I yam". (Not a bad mantra.)

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I'm just giving this shit away for free. Too dead inside to do anything with it on my own.

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Nolan has clearly been obsessed with The Odyssey for quite some time. Anyone remember what the ingredient of that psychotic drug Scarecrow used in "Batman Begins" was made of?

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

TENET (2020) still doesn’t get the appreciation it deserves. Time has only made Christopher Nolan’s ambition feel even more impressive.

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@redskeeter YES! I didn't think they would. But I was with professionals. Air tight bags.

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Mediocre Tennessee river rapids rafter. EXPERT doggy sitter whilst being a mediocre Tennessee River rapids rafter. (Call me, southern pet owners.)

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@RobGeorge Absolutely! This one still embarrasses me. Because I love it so much: https://t.co/laWSfSMCni