Hashbrown Hoyle

Producer. Player 1 🕹️ 11.25.25

[Hashbrown Hoyle @Billy_Hoyle412]

@jackfreeman Been waiting on this day for over a decade 🥂

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

JAMS & Jansport J

'Love & Respect'

Album OUT NOW feat. AJ Snow, Wes Will

Some great lifestyle music from one of my favorite new artists from Chicago...

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We got him @BenFredette

[Hashbrown Hoyle @Billy_Hoyle412]

@stoolpresidente

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Instacart Shopper kinda look like Sara Jay

[Kris Kromanski @KrisKromanski]

"AKASHIC"
@Billy_Hoyle412 x @joelongdahn
🔊 https://t.co/6Au6Exajm6
Taken off "AKASHIC" by Billy Hoyle and Joe Long

[sendall jennerr @benzo_ferrarii]

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

[BBGuns @BBGunsPGH]

Soul Stoned (@Billy_Hoyle412 Remix) ft @ItsWalkman

[Joe Long @joelongdahn]

New song ‘Golden’ prod. by @Billy_Hoyle412 out now on all platforms

[USMNT burner @burnerusmnt]

The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it:

Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.

[iti malias @itimaliasof]

Se não houvesse gatinhos bebendo água, o mundo seria inundado ͈ᴗ̀ ̫ᴗ́ ͈

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[𝖬𝖺𝗍𝗍 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗆𝗉𝖾𝗋 🐍 @Sneketoshi]

I want to introduce you to Steve. He’s 83. His wife died a few months ago and he comes to this lodge in Spring Mill, Indiana and draws. He taught art in Terre Haute, IN his whole life. He also did courtroom sketches in court cases. In the comments I’ll share some pics from his sketchbook. He was excited when I said I was going to share his sketches with the world.

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Mr.EatThatPussyFromTheBack has logged on

[High Fashion For High People @realhighfashion]

The legend @Billy_Hoyle412 traveled 200 years into the future and came back wearing the “New Album” Limited Edition Hoodie in both GREEN & PURPLE unveiling a new state-of-the-art cross combo styling. A rare and timeless statement

#highfashion #newalbum #limitededition

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Hashbrown Hoyle @Billy_Hoyle412]

I’ve turned into a retweet account. I really used to be on here having a ball fr