Billy Martin

The World Is A Lie

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

Have a happy and safe Independence Day.

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

If being a wedding guest is stressing your budget, try these ways to save and enjoy the host’s big day. https://t.co/bECqdK6cSt

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@freespeechtv I wonder which one of them gives the best blowjob....

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@ChappeIIeShow Never got a virus off LimeWire; KaZaa was the culprit

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@BestMovieLine No. His ass sank because it was frozen solid...

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

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[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

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[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@barstoolsports @OldRowOfficial @scozo

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@AnneBayefsky @FreeBeacon This is exactly what they want! Perfect excuse to go to war with Iran like they've been dying to do since the 70's

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@HighSchoolSuckz Licking something doesn't work anymore, people DGAF; SHIT on anything you want it's the only guarantee

[Wisconsin Badgers @UWBadgers]

Is there such a thing as too much Bucky Badger?

We say no, and @BuckyOnParade agrees! Beginning May 7 and on display through Sept. 12, there will be 85 life-size @UWBuckyBadger statues unveiled across Madison and Dane County.

Here's a handful of them... 👀👐

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@RedTube Just bring me pizza; I can touch my own dick

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@Roxie_Rae Does it smell like a fresh pair? And what size foot does it take.....

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

Did you know a little white vinegar can help clean your microwave? Here's how that, and other DIY items, can save you a little cleaning cash. https://t.co/xEOJVJYIWQ

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

Emma’s putting her recent raise to work. She set up biweekly automatic payments to help reduce the total interest she’ll pay on her loan. Be like Emma and enjoy flexible scheduling with Direct Pay your way. https://t.co/IIJ4JaLf9t

[OneMain Financial @OneMain]

Here's how you can use household tricks to up your spring cleaning game. https://t.co/bhEZqVYmhz

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@PoliticalGirl68 @PollackHunter I'm sure he has easy access to weapons; his father would probably be able to get him a stockpile

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@cameron_kasky We all knew who was on the rag anyway when they would ask to go to the bathroom and took their little purse with them! Trying to make this an issue after they want to be "adults" so bad is a joke

[Billy Martin @Billy_That_Kidd]

@owlcity MAKE A SONG ABOUT CRICKETS YOU FUCKING HACK!