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[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

How many secret lives does Billy have? Is he Shia Labouf? Is he Micheal Aregno? Is he a Spanish Soccer player? All 3?

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@T90Official Obvious TC drop into double TC drop into castle drop. At that point I can tell the blue player switched into scorpions to counter the red player’s Teutonic Knights. The clusters on the bottom right tells me they likely both opened archers. And both are missing horse collar

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Elden Ring, experienced in its entirety, is the most beautiful art I have ever seen

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

tool is the best band we have in modern history

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@mbehman16 "technological capacity" would have been the right phrasing, genius.

[Garbage Face @SnailOnDrugs]

gone for a minute now im back howdy to the real friends that stuck by me during these difficult months of government enforced solitude. To the fakes: KILL yourselves

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@TheDOdangles Can I choose both

[Garbage Face @SnailOnDrugs]

hey guys anyone down for a direct message

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

Throwback to the time we changed the code phrase from Bob Saget to Nick Nolte but I forgot and so Mr. Nerbonne watched me pretend to have sex with a couch.

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

Almost lost in chess today lol

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

Me: *falls asleep
My brain: *can create literally any experience it wants
My brain:

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@Amac4386 Random drug tests will be administered. I got Mr. Shell as my caddy

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

Hey @Amac4386, I'll bet you 1000$ that I can beat you in a golf 1v1 in 2021. 18 holes. You pick the time and course. Winner takes all.

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@mbehman16 Just trying to remind my fans why I'm the most cultured

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

Suicide by oncoming train. Going for the Anna Karenina. Sucks that officer ruined it

[CNN @CNN]

A California police officer sprang into action to narrowly save a 66-year-old man in a wheelchair who was stuck on railroad tracks as a train approached, body camera footage shows. https://t.co/4Cty120aOc

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

When you're 2 letters in and google still hasn't correctly guessed what you want to search for

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

...ShackBurger causing cancer and got it off the menu. So now I'm the owner of the Elder Wand bitch.
*destroys Voldemort

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*Harry at the end of Deathly Hallows
"So you see, Voldemort, the Elder wand first belonged to Dumbledore's uncle, Dave, but when Dave fell down the stairs and snapped his neck the wand then belonged to the staircase, but then when the contractor was hired to renovate the house...

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

the wand then belonged to this guy, Rick, who was controlling the bulldozer, but then Rick died a few years later of a heart attack from eating too many ShackBurgers from Shake Shack so the wand belonged to the ShackBurger. But last month I sued Shake Shack for their...

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

@T90Official It's not as common, but I feel like most low Elo games on land maps, at least one of the players researches heated shot. It's situational but maybe a heated shot emote?

[Legalize Ranch @BillyBBBBB]

I have a sore throat from all the fake coughing I've been doing to fuck with people