Billy “TheHammer” Jobs

Umass Class of ‘20 | STI Class of ‘24 |3x IM coed basketball champion | IM stats: 3ppg, 7ast, 15% fg | known floor general and avid ball knower | Future Builder

[Johhny “Nine-toed” Appleseed @JohhnyApplesiid]

Alert 🚨🚨 Carson cooper was at 7pm St. John’s mass. What an amazing guy. Congrats on the engagement! (Insider info: Didn’t go up for senior blessings. Could be back next year) 🙏Thanks to @Billybhard for going on this excursion with me. #cooper #thelordsday #msu #insiderinfo

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Always nice to meet up with a fellow burner @JohhnyApplesiid. An absolute honor to share Rick’s with you.

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Some Chud just rejected my boy and I from harps. Bought lineskip and was just trying to booze with the fellas. Ended up at Rick’s. Speaking of boozin, anyone else boozing? #bapple

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Prayers up for @JohhnyApplesiid
Went out boozin’ last night and got a text nobody wants to see. #shrinkthegame #lank

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Is the trade federation funding the separatists the same as America funding Israel? #netanyahu #thegreatawakening

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Some person almost smoked me with a shanked drive. I proceed to hit my first bad shot of the day. Coincidence? I think not. #noticing

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

No worse person to play behind than a guy who plays from the tips that shouldn’t #shrink

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

No better way to skip class. May be taking the talents to the Kornferry tour. #TheMasters #Kornferrytour

[Johhny “Nine-toed” Appleseed @JohhnyApplesiid]

NEVER GO TO EAST, Just got raped for 80 straight minutes with @Billybhard. Shoutout to @Skibdi476132 for pulling up for my autograph. We bounce back and pull up soon. I’ll keep yall posted

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Econ hw just crashed #lank #releasethefiles

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Chud roommate brought back chipotle catering #redeemteam

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Nothing better than playing a fellow spartan on the show #mlbtheshow26 #Msu

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

@JaquariusBatt How’s the short game today?

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Came back to see what my chud roommate did #slob

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

MSU bv runs at east tn #TheSpreadsheet

[Billy “TheHammer” Jobs @Billybhard]

Why is it so cold today? #netanyahu #thespreadaheet