average guy

author of the 10 clout commandments

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@evantwomey @pinkwhitney @spittinchiclets This would go a long way for the annual Black Friday game pregames

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@Super70sSports The only player to ever hit a grand slam from each side of the plate in the same game

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

It has occurred to me that Seth Rogan successfully layering stoner humor into mainstream media circa 2006-2010 may have single-handedly altered the popular opinion regarding cannabis legalization

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

Taco Bell went off when they invented Mexican food

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@thepacketrat @VickerySec Beak male performance

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@MaxSkowron @Callum_Thomas Ah yes my preferred index: “Bonds,” all of them.

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

Taking a nap after catching up on my family group chat with mom and 5 sisters that I haven’t read since st Patrick’s day . Please respect my privacy at this time

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

Hand stuff tonight Queen?

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@LutherBader @BruinsCapSpace Hey Leo hope all is well my dude. I’m back from my Twitter activity hiatus and I’m horned up after the trade deadline

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@JFreshHockey Right shot Derek Forbort?

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

One dog tip while we enjoy this year’s #puppybowl is to remember not to pet your pooch while they’re yawning it’s like a ruined orgasm for canines

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@NWSSPC We’ve done it lads, good work

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

If me and my friends saw mommy kissing Santa Claus we would beat him to death with hammers I can tell you that much

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@dougboneparth Grabbing the tube sock off the floor next to my bed and cuddling close to my chest so I can spend more time with my kids

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

These edibles got me in googling “rube goldberg Reddit” to really do a deep dive for content

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

@markets Big trock 🛻

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

Why wasn’t the 👻 having any fun at the Halloween party ??? 🤔🤔🤔

…….,,,,,,because he/she/they ran out of BOO’S 😳😱😱😳😳🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤭🤭🤭

Have a fun & safe weekend y’all!

1 like = 1 happy Halloween 🎃 weekend

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

This weekend has been an especially awesome test case of letting every dipshit who pays $8/month get their shit promoted side-by-side with actual journalists and foreign policy experts. What could possibly go wrong ,,,,,,

[average guy @BillyBrussel]

Wtf my phone is giving me an intervention