Lemuel Sim

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

https://t.co/rOzOa781TE

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

George Goh did not qualify.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

@straits_times Osprey @slimweixin

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

RSAF scrambles two F-16s after Malaysian copter flies near Changi Airport; 20 flights delayed https://t.co/tKOp9HUfHl

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Give me back the old Twitter icon!!!

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

No fomo whatsoever for Taylor Swift tickets. Count me out.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Going back to Switchfoot to find songs for my wedding playlist.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

I know I'm always looking at my phone too, but we really got to stop looking at our phones while walking. And by we I mean you.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Give the person who invented tomato egg dish a Nobel Prize award.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Labour Day was great but can we have a Labour Year pls.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

@SMRT_Singapore good job you really took my advice. The air con is much cooler now. 👍

[Fatal Error @FatalsError]

By heating the plastic, you can bring oil from inside the plastic to the surface, making it look like new again!

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Not enough time to do all the important things and not enough time to do all the unimportant things!

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

You don't need any personality test to tell if you are intro or extroverted. All you need is to ask yourself, do you enjoy the privacy and sanctity a bathroom cubicle provides or do you enjoy standing by the urinal.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

@UberFacts The Other Guys

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

@GrabSG how does forcing me to go into your app when I try to swipe away your ad, make me want to spend money on your platform? Think! Stop wasting ppl's time, it's counter productive!!

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Resisted the urge to buy a drink from a vending machine. Should be able to afford a house anytime now.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

There needs to be an international hand sign for "please signal you fool" to signal to the car in front.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

Why is it called carpark? I think car hangar is more apt.

[Lemuel Sim @BillyMaffia]

I like that winter is back in Sg