Bill Ruch

[Bill Ruch @BillyRuch]

@mattswider I got one from Walmart

[Red Wings Diehards™ @RedWingDiehards]

The Red Wings are old. The Red Wings are poorly coached. The Red Wings are 25-34 in the playoffs since 2009. 61% of our salary cap is used on players over 30.

What we’ve been doing for the past nearly 10 years has NOT worked.

It’s time to get younger. It’s time to rebuild.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

29% of the world is land. The other 71% is Doug Pederson’s nutsack. This guy has a Chevrolet dealership in his balls, just calling plays like it’s a Friday night madden game with your buddies after doing a bunch of shitty blow. Insane.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

More beer
Less feelings

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Ran outside bucknaked ecept for a santa hat. Stone Cold stunnered the neighbor’s yard Rudolph and whispered, “Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. Merica.”

[NHL @NHL]

"Hockey's pretty fun, eh boys?"

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Deer Hunting @Deerhuntingprob]

Pulling the trigger is such a small part of hunting. 90% of the memories are made before the shot.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Duchene does a great job of avoiding the drama, but I'm glad he got this off his chest before the game. Wow.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Two 30 packs of beer fist fight at middle ice in a men's league showdown. Crowd goes fucking nuts. Love it https://t.co/95dzdjtrfY

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Ovechkin is hotter than Carmen Electra wearing white pants this guy is just blasting clap bingos through anything. Dude is rippin titty city

[Bill Ruch @BillyRuch]

@INcountry_girl How many were there

[Bill Ruch @BillyRuch]

Wow haven't been on here in forever weird

[Deer Hunting @Deerhuntingprob]

If we date, this is a must

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Big Dong Thornton back to the Bay for another year of whippy tippy playmaking in silicum valley. Good to see him still throwing pizzas

[Chase Rice @ChaseRiceMusic]

For a second were bulletproof, we get lost in a song or two, the world dont move and all I need is you and 3 chords & the truth
#lambs&lions

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Chris Kunitz comes back from the dead and busts a brazzers sized nut on Ottawa's season. Great fucking game.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

This Hoffman guy cannot be serious. This kid is constantly clapping big head Barry bonds steroid strength laser missiles. Post and in. Wow.