Billy Batts

Now go home and get your shine box

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

@NjTank99 You Mets fans don’t deserve Jack shit.

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Rory is ruining golf

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Camera man is a gooner!

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

NFL owners and coaches grappling with these vacancies

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

I love grilled cheese so much I should probably get a dna test

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Oh you think ND opting out of a bowl game is bad? The last time someone got rug pulled like this overnight people stormed the capital.

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

When I’m drinking whiskey neat

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Virginia goes more west so technically it should be called North Virginia

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Seriously. What the fuck is Alt-j saying?

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Got too high and started watching this Steely Dan documentary. Was thinking this is interesting but there sure is a lot of Billy Joel. Turns out it’s a Billy Joel doc. Also who steals there bffs wife and kid.

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Hate fine dining restaurants. Can never decide what to get

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Feel like Professor Quirrell would have a hard time pulling off a turban as a white guy in today’s world.

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

I don’t need 99 other guys to help me suck off a gorilla

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

Mike Whites a coward. I wanted to see Duke Jonestown at the white lotus.

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

If any chicks have a kink for the penguin from Batman returns. I’ll be here every day. Every week. Every year till 2040

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

That episode was fucking in tents

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

@FSUmollz Paul Finebaum next please

[Billy Batts @BillysBatts]

@Phil_Leotardo_1 They’ll be back!

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@BigOlBB69 @IndianaFootball @CCignettiIU Terrible. But we’ll be back. IU will never make it to the natty.