Billy

The Writer side of life. I can't stop being corny and punny. In the name of being funny. 日本の特撮が大好きシンガポール人なんです。

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Wow! @ScriptingJapan you are a legend! I hope you are 大丈夫 with this status!
I would usually say “Good job” but in this case it’s more of a 大 job!
#Japanese

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Hunter Biden is a genius at this!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Well here’s how it works. I go and talk honestly about all the crazy antics I got up to when I was a crackhead and then I go on X and people tell me I’m a degenerate crackhead and I go “yep I sure was” and then people say but what about the laptop and I say “what about the laptop “ and then they say “what about the pardon” and I say “I am really grateful my Dad pardoned” and then…anyway you get the gist.

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Hunter Biden is the destined anti-hero we need to fight the MAGA Morons.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

According to Trump, it was a doctor image but not a doctored image.

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Trump posts AI image of himself as Jesus-like figure, drawing outrage https://t.co/6A11J85mtZ

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Ok this is a brilliant pun in Japanese and I am loving the callbacks to Bayside Shakedown 2 movie aka 踊る大捜査線 THE MOVIE 2 レインボーブリッジを封鎖せよ!
No conspiracy theory here.

[中田:‖ @paddy_joy]

これはレ陰謀ブリッジ

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Dear Straits Times, please use the proper title, Popiah Prince, for full accuracy. That’s just how these things roll.
So please do this once again, but with more fillings.
#Singapore

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Popiah King Sam Goi’s son named CEO of PSC Corp https://t.co/CjbT4VON5v

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

@basilyeo I’m not legally trained but to me, it’s an open and shut case for sure.

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

The fourth main movie was a bit of a disappointment in 2012 but this one has me all hyped up!
But what is the point of Aoshima without Muroi???

[『踊る大捜査線 N.E.W. メトロポリスを駆け抜けろ！』公式 @odoru_movief]

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『#踊る大捜査線 N.E.W.』
🎬9/18(金) 公開
#踊るプロジェクト #odoru #織田裕二

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

That is really weak shit from a ‘alpha’ male

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Countries need to step up on Strait of Hormuz, says Hegseth https://t.co/CnfWdMz9z8

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Feel sad and angry because these scams keep happening and people keep falling falling for them even after police advice. It must be a terrible ordeal to lose one’s life savings.
Scammers have a place reserved in hell.

[The Straits Times @straits_times]

Elon Musk ‘needed’ her to save his business, S’pore woman who lost $600k to scammers told daughters https://t.co/UpvTSbuFT6

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

So Singapore and Japan have upgraded to a strategic partnership?
Sounds like our ties have gone up a level.
I guess we have to thank the idiotic policies of Donald Trump?

[首相官邸 @kantei]

シンガポール🇸🇬のウォン首相と会談し、両国関係を「戦略的パートナーシップ」に格上げしました。本年は日・シンガポール外交関係樹立60周年です。本日発表した共同声明を羅針盤として、自由貿易やデジタル化、安全保障等の優先協力分野を中心に協力を進め、両国関係を一層強化していきます。

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

でも。。室井さんは帰ってこないの？？？
#踊る大捜査線

[『踊る大捜査線 N.E.W. メトロポリスを駆け抜けろ！』公式 @odoru_movief]

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最新ビジュアル解禁🚨
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1997年と2026年、29年の時を超え
#青島俊作 の新たな物語が始まる──

#odoru #踊るプロジェクト
#織田裕二

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Can’t wait to see this incident appear on CrimeWatch.
The episode should be on the cards, right?

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

3 teens, 15-17, allegedly assaulted man, 34, at MacPherson, & stole his One Piece trading cards worth about S$8,000 https://t.co/IyhhGwsxe8

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

This is meta war history on a genius level!

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Imagine if WWIII starts with the IDF assassinating Franz Ferdinand.

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

25 years ago, I never imagined that the Kamen Rider Agito team would be this fun on Twitter (which didn’t exist then) today.
And to have a new movie premiering this year.
It’s a great time to be a #tokusatsu fan!

[賀集利樹 @kashu_toshiki]

ちょっとちょっと！
いいなぁ〜
氷川さんのG7かっこいいんですけど！

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

@basilyeo I am going to say this a million times but….what prompted you to say that? 😭

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

This is too clever by half from end to end.

[Anthony Etherin @Anthony_Etherin]

A palindrome walks into a bar and orders:

Murk.
Cans.
A regal ale.
Enigma.
Ham.
Gin.
Eel.
A lager.
A snack.
Rum.

#palindrome

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

How did we get to this stage, Singapore???
Can we get our act together and root out those clowns riding - and driving - recklessly?
Every death is a needless tragedy.

[Mothership @MothershipSG]

S'porean woman, 84, dies after accident involving power-assisted bicycle in Bedok South https://t.co/lT5V68IgDw

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

This should win the Internetz for today but not a ticket to that island…

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Hey man, I donate to charity occasionally and I volunteer at charity events, but call me evil because I don’t think the richest idiot in the world needs a pity party.
So much resources to potentially save the world, and yet he does his supervillain shtick.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whoever said “money can’t buy happiness” really knew what they were talking about 😔

[Billy @BillyTeoYH]

Tweet of the year (so far).
Kinda makes me want to watch the movie the same way everyone stares at a car crash on the highway.

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Melania is bombing so bad it qualifies her as a domestic terrorist