pretty please

bby gal 4 lyf

[Abdulhameed Ọláńrewájú💡 @omoboodalaide]

Ẹfi tèmi sàríkọ́gbọ́n oo

Ìgbẹ̀yìn ọmọ oninakuna 🥹

[Rola ౨ৎ @Hoesluvrola]

I miss actually liking someone, all l do now is flirt and lie.

[b. @oc3ansluut]

let’s play a game called do i really have a crush on this person or am i just so starved for attention and affection that i’ll invent infatuations

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Me after re entering the dating pool after convincing myself that I was ready to date again.💀

[General tea @_tea_anna]

yep, that’s why once in a while i tweet about big penis, make person no think say i be Godly woman.

[UNUSUAL 🦋 @Yeesha__unusual]

If God wan punish you,e go make you like man.
The reward for sin na relationship.😭😭😭

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

i used to think i liked being alone but no, my ideal situation is being in a house full of people and isolating myself in a room.

[xoxo @dahsoftgirl]

showing a man how slutty you’re really changes how he feels about you

[B @Buhle_Sibiya1]

Idk why I’m so attracted to strict men when I know very well how much I struggle listening

[Falilat @Falilatt_]

The one that obeys my authority.

[میحناز @nazz__n]

me wearing the clothes my mum washed for me and eating her food after criticising a man who’s mum still cooks for him and does his laundry

[Fact @Fact]

Your first instinct is usually right. So, always go with your first instinct, even if it's a bad idea... because bad ideas make good stories

[pretty please @Bimbolaak]

‘Come this girl r u mad’ never fails to make me laugh 😂

[Noor✨ @Tejumola__]

Being posted on social media for my birthday is not a gesture I particularly care for.

[Ife. @IfeSobog]

Chicken Republic knows what you want better than you. You ask for jollof rice and coke, they will give you fried rice and fanta.

[CÉLINE 🎀 is listening to STARRGIRL @mightbeozy]

make the men wey i dey lead on no plaster my face online o pls

[pretty please @Bimbolaak]

@_g_eminil The last part is so spot on

[joyfulvillainess @_g_eminil]

Women are ashawo
Women are inferior
Women are useless
Women are gold diggers
Women are retarded
Women are this
Like what have they not called us in this life lmao
Better do what you want as a woman abeg. Live your life please

[pretty please @Bimbolaak]

2 ge 4 😂😂

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

A toothbrush that goes into many mouths is disgusting and used.

A mouth brushed by numerous toothbrushes is clean.

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

A toothbrush that goes into many mouths is disgusting and used.

A mouth brushed by numerous toothbrushes is clean.