swag pilled pog mommy☭

im the ethereal bisexual Obama wrote about

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Gay Pop Semen Hunters.

[Zo @Squigglemoonzo]

i am not fine shyt, i’m the way the ocean sparkles when the sun touches it

[swag pilled pog mommy☭ @bimbosRus]

I am a feline centered woman

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

my boyfriend lets me be evil and i think that’s beautiful

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[swag pilled pog mommy☭ @bimbosRus]

No fr it makes me upset that it's not on Disney plus 😭

[Rod Nez Horror @rodnezhorror]

this show was so fun. I still don't get why Disney forgets its existence

[swag pilled pog mommy☭ @bimbosRus]

Tbh half of the reason why I thought archeologists look at dinosaurs was bc they're in the ground like cultural artifacts, the other half was bc Greg has a dinosaur on his Twitter account

[Lavida @notvalentina22]

Finally accepting that I’m a very resentful person and I hate with as much passion as I love>>>>>

[swag pilled pog mommy☭ @bimbosRus]

2019 me was so pretty

[babygunk @babygunk]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[joseph @stinkbug]

i think if your listening age on spotify wrapped is older than your actual age it’s cool and good and it makes you intelligent and interesting. if your listening age is below your actual age you need a psychiatric evaluation to understand why you’re the way that you are

[beliEVEr @dewskiss]

Oh, you get a runners’ high? Well I get a walker’s delight. I get to actually enjoy my surroundings.

[blenbo (coach era) @blennnbo]

Mexico City is to white people what Japan also is to white people

[guapunzel @guapunzel]

chaotic esoteric woman 🤝 intentional organized man

[22:22 @22hrr22min]

auguste renoir, julie manet with cat, detail (1887)

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[🎀 planet clarke 🎀 @planetclarke]

saw a TikTok that said “your husband is the only legitimate family you get to choose and you’d pick a fucking loser???”

my sentiments exactly

[swag pilled pog mommy☭ @bimbosRus]

We are so in love <3