Adam Simon

[Adam Simon @BimonBadam]

@geertwilderspvv Geert I don’t know what’s worse your views or your haircut, goto Menspire alsjeblieft

[Adam Simon @BimonBadam]

@RasclartMiki Tell us

[Adam Simon @BimonBadam]

@Gavinenmm @KevJ4president @KilclineLiam If so don’t have any high expectations

[UFC @ufc]

Incredible finish, even better celebration 👏

@Tyson_Pedro_ came out SWINGING in round one to get the KO! #UFC293

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Top __ upset in UFC history?

[Chamatkar Sandhu @ChamatkarSandhu]

This is how Sean Strickland ended the 5th round. He knew.

[Greg @Gregda_egg_head]

@shannonsharpeee They also made a song 🤣🤣

[Pints Drank @PintsDrank]

Asahi, Thailand 🔥

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this

[MMA Junkie @MMAJunkie]

"All that muscle with a big-ass p*ssy": Jon Jones fired back at Francis Ngannou calling himself the heavyweight king after #UFC285. 😳

Full interview: https://t.co/qCRb2rocfH

[Ah Ref! @RefComeOn]

Ireland on course for a grand slam
Bertie Ahern back
7.20 a pint of Heineken in the aviva
@BustToBoom we are back

[Around The Grounds @arndthegrnds]

Slapped so hard she turned into Robbie Keane 👀

[INVINCIBLE @InvincibleHQ]

Tomorrow, start your day with a hot BM!

[Adam Simon @BimonBadam]

@RasclartMiki Some fan you are hey

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

You might remember Jese Rodriguez as a misfiring Stoke striker with a penchant for awful sunglasses.

But his off-field antics are worthy of a soap opera.

From exploding apartments to getting run over by his fiancée, here's the story of his truly ludicrous life...

[Christopher @marzy07]

Just found out my 84 year old neighbours on his own tomorrow so I’ve just been round and borrowed his chairs👍🏼

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

pub. belly full. merry. text dealer. “sort 3 for 100 pal?” not open today he says. taking piss. damien offers me some of his as substitute. bash. takes me for a mug. clip him on lug for tryna make a mug of me. send him home for xmas. he stood outside waitin on taxi now. idiot.

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

pulled self round. waiting for dinner. inlaws on route. kids playing up. winding the dog up. i snap. dog in cage. kids in bedroom. screams of worst dad echo down the staircase. bollocks. i recently acquired a mug that states am best dad in world. roll on pub time. not in mood.

[Adam Simon @BimonBadam]

The Dutch language sounds the same as the Sims and you cant tell me otherwise.