Bimpe Koledoye

Choose people who choose you

[octobers very own 🤍 @masemph]

broccoli is so misunderstood! wow what a veg 🥺

[susie weakly @susie_weakly]

Anyone ever noticed that Chat GPT is wrong A LOT

[Neila🏹 @neilaajay]

I love being a aunt it’s my favorite thing in the world

[Suriyah @suriyahsays]

Returning to the gym after a hiatus is a humiliation ritual. All the gym folk you know by face/routine looking at you like they’ve found a missing person

[Bimpe Koledoye @BimpeK]

Lmaoooo

[nico 🏁 @bombdiggy__]

There are so many performative people in London looool. Why are you jogging at 9am in Bank. Go to the office man you attention seeking twat

[PREM WINNER 🏆 @BaitFaceNate]

Afronation is sounding too horny.

I will be there.

[🪡𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒍𝒘𝒆 @fiiilwe_]

Raw dogging it every morning and being late while at it 😭

[Miss Fine💕 @mi_deeeee]

Working in finance is funny because I called someone’s 50m small money just this evening. Mind you, I don’t have 100k to my name.

[Bimpe Koledoye @BimpeK]

This is so funny cause I'm kinda conflicted too

[Laurel🦇 @wasuptalababy]

Maturity is realizing Jo isn’t a good person.

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

lighting a candle after cleaning is basically the closing ceremony.

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

I need train companies to stop pretending they have wifi - you don’t! that���s okay, just stop acting like it’s a possibility

[Bimpe Koledoye @BimpeK]

Not two seasons of physical 100 coming out at the same time. Please do not tempttt me!

[Juan San™ @DrunkUncleJuan_]

Lioness so mf fye man 😂 on God I’m finna start this shit back from season 1 episode 1 just cause lol

[Sofiaaaa @sofiaaa_Pc]

No todas podemos ser matcha girls, alguien tiene que dar la cara por el tequila

[Bimpe Koledoye @BimpeK]

This is too too scary

[Jacob Coxon @hilbertspaess]

I resigned from Anthropic today. I spent the last three years doing pretraining research at both OpenAI and Anthropic. Neither company is acting responsibly. They are racing straight to self-improving superintelligence and gambling with our lives. More thoughts below.

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[⭒kiya⭒ @kiyakhads]

South East London we have to find a way to have the underground

[Bimpe Koledoye @BimpeK]

Lmaooo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I really fucking hate "Contact us for pricing." Just put the fucking price online. I don't want to waste your time and don't want you to waste mine. Let me know up front if it's in my budget. There is literally no reason for us to interact until I know what it costs.