So today, i went for a general wellness check and i was asked to do an ECG, i listened attentively while the attendant explained the procedure to me and then i proceeded to ask her “won’t it shock me?”. She laughed and said it wouldn’t.
I waited till she had put the third probe and started screaming “Egbami o Egbami o, remove am e dey shock abeg”. Before i could tell her i’m a doctor and it was a prank, aunty don mia comot the room.
Now i don dey vex, cos why she go run leave me make I Dey shock🥲
When Akin caught Yejide and his brother in bed and she saw him but waited until Akin’s brother finished while maintaining eye contact.
When I tell you I closed the book, took some deep breaths and went outside to look at some trees or something 💀
I'm passing the phone to all the girls
that needs a pedicure, manicure, a
spa treatment, a new wig, and their
lashes and brows done… >>>>>>
Cool part about medicine is that you can feel like Albert mf einstein one minute and the next feel like your skull would be more useful as a candle holder bc obviously there’s no brain in it