☼lolo☼

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

today’s to do list:

- cry over spilled milk
- make mountains out of molehills
- beat around the bush
- beat a dead horse
- beat around the bush while beating a dead horse

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[omeotoris 🩸 | SUSSED AT 10k @0meotoris]

talking to your mom is a form of self-harm

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Did anyone else feel that weird last 6 years just now

[suri @suricidal]

i was born with a disease where if i don’t collect cute small things and display them in my room i die

[A @cryptdesires]

im going through things you can't even find on reddit

[m @skitzocat]

the dead horse is beating me

[Mo @fruitpibble]

computa make it stop

[love(r) @lovescritos]

cómo su!c1darme sin que las únicas 2 personas que me quieren se sientan tristes

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

I’ve never understood why some parents expect you to let their kid cut you in the bathroom line “but my daughter really has to go” bitch this chick is 7 years old if she pees her pants literally no one will care if I pee my pants I’m getting sent to rehab

[josh @joshypooper]

im at my clits end

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Gun to your Fupa

[☼lolo☼ @binchplss]

man no one even remembers computer in computer room

[love drops @lovedropx]

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed.

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

nothing #ihatejobs

[m @skitzocat]

living just in case things work out

[Frog @RealLifeFrog]

Just whacked my shit funky on a lily pad

[☼lolo☼ @binchplss]

@2grindonmybelt all of the worms are underground..because it’s winter…

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Ok I’m at a point in my life

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Taco Bell is the only place I can get gas for under two dollars