Bing ENS

I'm just here to talk mad sh*t in limited characters.

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Love this!

[BBC Radio 1 @BBCR1]

"That messes with my mind" 🤯

@Meghan_Trainor sang 'All About That Bass' to the tune of 'Bad Guy' by @billieeilish and she absolutely smashed it 🔥

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

IF HE DONT LOVE YOU ANYMOOOOOOORRE, JUST WALK YO FINE ASS OUT THA DOOOOOOOOORRRRR!
- me this morning 2 days from my wedding anniversary with Josh who I love more than anything 🤣🤣🤣 @lizzo

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

I bet phone front cameras are the best thing to happen to vampires in millennia. #nomirror

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Do you get mad when people speak a different language around you?
May I just ask, are they talking to you?
No?
Then how about you Mind. 👏 Yo. 👏 Damn. 👏 Business. 👏

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Listen here you hover butt b*tches, YOU get pee on the seat. YOU make it nasty. Sit. Yo. Messy. @$$. Down.

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

I'm not sure if this would make my dad laugh or sigh in disappointment. @catgraffam

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

@ApartmentList is the only place where I'm asked to cancel advertising because, "it's working too well" #smh

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

I keep getting #shapewear ads and all I want to know is how you're expected to pee in that contraption! Do you have to strip naked in the stall like you do with a #romper?

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

#GameOn for the #Weidner Marketing Pie Off on Monday! #cherrypie

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Them: You need Jesus!
Me: Nah. He holy ghosted me one too many times.

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

I did not mean to make that face out loud. That was an internal reaction that was not supposed to be visible. I won't apologize...but like...😑🤦‍♀️

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

I'm going to stop #discussing this with you before I say something #mean and #accurate about you. #honestyisthebestpolicy right?

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Is it #wrong of me to be somewhat encouraged by the fact that we ALL got #fat since #highschool?

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

#boneless #wings are just #chickennuggets
#changemymind

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Calls Mom: Hey Momma, what chur durin'?
Mom: *insert a story about a situation you would never find yourself in*
Me: O.K...You do you, Momma. Love you.

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

Just saw a #mom with one kiddo #outgrowing the backpack holder he was in, and the other kiddo outgrowing the stroller. Might be time for a new #strategy ma.

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

#Showerthoughts Can contortionists get that really great #justwokeup stretch or are they too stretchy?

[Bing ENS @BingNuber]

How many #tweets does a #tweeting #tweeter make until #tweeting #tweeter can't #tweet on #twitter?