Bing Stand Up

The premier public stand up comedy group of the Northeast. Retweeting some of our comedians and subtweeting the Pappies.

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Saw a poster for paid nude modeling in the Fine Arts building $15 an hour got me like...

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RT if u gay

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One week away until our first ever COMEDY FESTIVAL! Featuring college standups from Yale, Colgate, Ithaca, Wesleyan, Lafayette, and Purchase

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Waking up late for class? Don't sleep! You won't have to worrying about relying on your alarm or waking up!

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There's a sprinkler watering the grass in Dickinson but we're college students RESIST

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Your willingness to go to your early classes ultimately drops when you start living off campus

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Not sure whats more offensive RE:Valerie Plame: article about Jews driving the war machine or a 54year old using the phrase"problematic af"

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Happy Rosh Hashanah! Hope you all have your gas money/bus tickets ready!

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Let's be honest, we've all been patronized by a new student who came in with 35 credits from high school

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All our comics are high on life...too bad life is a depressant...

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You get a maximum of two "bless you's" once you start sneezing. After that, you're on your own buddy.

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You know you’re trashy when your phone autocorrects “it’s” to “JTs”

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Coppertop Pizza Tragically Undermines Students’ Inherent Cynicism https://t.co/4ZjTkQv80Q

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#JustGuyThings Crying copiously to the notebook...and to other movies...fuck it just crying a lot

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No homo but my increased cranial capacity allows me to expand my proto-language beyond non-verbal grunts

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No homo but I just learned how to use fire to cook and make hand axes out of stone

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No homo but i just came out as bipedal and now I'm erectus

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Sexy Russians In YOUR Area Looking To FUCK...over the integrity of the american intel community

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I pee myself a little at frats when I see a cute girl but tell them it's spilled beer

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Binghamton University: everyone's first second choice!