At 26, I moved to New York with a ridiculous plan.
I was convinced that if I joined one of Manhattan's most exclusive gyms, I'd eventually meet a wealthy man and marry into the life I'd always dreamed about.
So I signed up for a membership that cost almost $600 a month.
My friends called it crazy.
I called it a strategy.
My no dick getting neighbor stay filing noise complaints on me to the leasing office. plot twist-I be fucking the leasing office girl. My neighbor don’t know that she complaining about noises to the bitch that I be making the noises with in the first place. That’s ruff
Normal people coming in and out to use the park bathroom. I’m in the next stall humping 😈 (NEW) Round 2 with this hot piece of ass. Subscribe now to see full video and more authentic cruising content: https://t.co/PlocOyhQ6I
Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he has turned down millions to do endorsement deals with soda companies:
"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."
Rejected a man because he seemed too boring. Now he's married, owns a house, and goes to bed before 10 while l'm emotionally attached to a situationship that replies every 3-5 business days.