@marnievinall Collingwood commemorating the Sir Doug Nicholls Round by throwing a fundraiser for a rich middle-aged white guy got a fair bit of airtime too...
@MagpiePulse Not at all, just someone who loves seeing Collingwood lose and is now highly entertained by Pies fans passionately defending their right to drop winnable games against the Swans and Hawks so that one guy can have a party. “Side by side we stick together” and all that 🤣
@Madness1965 Could insist Collingwood wear their indigenous jersey in the indigenous round for starters. Still plenty of room for his vanity number on the back. Can still wear 12 for his own fundraising efforts, and still sell plenty more. But nah, clearly he’s more important than the SDNR.
It’s 2026 and while our ability to fly a metal tube 35,000ft above the earth is impressive, the ongoing inability of @VirginAustralia to provide wifi while doing so is even harder to believe.
People say England don't learn lessons but eight years ago in Australia Duckett got pissed and poured a drink over James Anderson's head. This Ashes tour he got pissed and, very diligently in my view, tried to get an Uber to the nets. So maybe think about that before criticising.
The good news is England are now going to Adelaide, which is:
- The home ground for both Australia's openers
- Also home for Michael Neser who's just taken five-for
- A venue where Nathan Lyon has taken more wickets than any other
- Where Pat Cummins is due to return
Goodo.
If you remove all balls bowled to Steve Smith, Jofra Archer's career Test bowling ..
.. strike rate goes from 63.37 to 59.26
.. average goes from 32.09 to 29.69
.. wicket tally goes from 54 to 54
#AUSvENG