Biola😏🙅

U fuck with Nengi I spank ur ass😏

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read.

[Biola😏🙅 @Biola1777]

@RarelyXeen4PF @la_porch001 @ChuksEricE Oponu!!! Why did you delete the comment? Fckn coward, aneemalll! You have no sense whatsoever and think with your tiny prick. Waste of space. Such a Foolish human being

[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[✰ @hoesluvvjason]

in a room full of people you'll find me in the corner scrolling through twitter.

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me when somebody tells me to do something that I was literally just about to do

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Risk is a privilege.

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

One thing poverty stole from a lot of people is the ability to make mistakes.

Every decision has to work.

[carz udah jadi maba fk ugm🩺👩🏻‍⚕️ @evelincrsa]

small reminder

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“When I was your age, I survived a pandemic and didn’t leave my house for two years. You will be okay if you stay in tonight.”

Finally, we have a line to use for future kids 😭😭😭

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

many of you now talking about olodo uprising were proudly calling yourselves students of gege university. i hope you know you are part of the olodos

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

"We regret to inform you”

I'll make sure you regret informing me

[chebetonsteroids @Iam_ronoh]

To me the most intelligent people are writers , especially who create worlds and fantasies we are not touching those gods

[Upcoming rich girl💰 @Favour_Kammie]

Dyslexia is very far na
You’ve gone too far

Left handed kids

[Mr Telvin | Cake Artist 🍰 @thatguytelvin]

Fr, a dry bathroom floor instantly improves my mood. I can’t explain it, but it does.

[Halimah Ahmed (Tiwal'adire) @ahmedhalimah02]

Gas finished last night and the kids were craving shawarma, I was too. Hubby said to go out to get it for all of us with drinks for dinner, I punched my calculator to see how much it will cost for a family of 5.

I arrived at over 35k. 12kg gas now cost 24k, we would use it 4weeks at least. I chose gas over shawarma.

That is for a family where both partners work and earn decently. We couldn't even afford a basic treat without punching the calculator. Everything extra is now considered luxury

Now imagine the life of a child whose both parents are skilless, unemployed or earns meagerly.

I know many of you will come and ask if shawarma is food, no it's not but everyone deserves a treat once in a while.

We all know what we are doing but you people should fear Allah.

[Media Boyfriend @MediaBoyfriend]

A little girl in Boston went home one day and asked her Nigerian mother if she could change her name to Zoe.

Nobody at school could say Uzoamaka.

Her mother was cooking. She didn't even turn around.

"If they can learn to say Tchaikovsky, Michelangelo, and Dostoyevsky, they can learn to say Uzoamaka."

That girl kept her name.

Then she went to Hollywood and won three Emmy Awards.

And now the whole world knows exactly how to say Uzoamaka Aduba.

Your name is not a burden. It's a prophecy.

[leti @Letangmohlala]

Younger brothers can be mean😭

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

Aunty Sandra Edoho have followed Mr Wizzy advice now and na still men dey cry😂😂

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

Just last week, you people said it’s who provides that’s allowed to cheat. Please don’t change mouth o.