Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫

~Madridista~Football is life ⚽~Licensed Massage & Bodywork Therapist

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

So you always wanted to learn how to give a massage for fun, but you've only seen professional classes

Now is your chance to get lessons from a Licensed Massage Therapist (LMT), with a small time commitment, and at an affordable price.

[Antonio Rüdiger @ToniRuediger]

I am not done here. 🔥
​Renewing my journey with Real Madrid is a proud moment, but more than anything, it’s a commitment to turning things around together with my teammates.
​We are going through a demanding phase. The setbacks have tested us, but this is exactly where I want to be.

​Some people may have written me off after my injuries, but that only motivated me even more. So, thank you for that.

​Anyone who knows me knows that I love challenges - I thrive on them. Even though things haven't been simple last season, my belief remains absolute:
​
We stand together, we fight together and we will overcome this together.
​Now more than ever. ¡Hala Madrid! 🤍 @realmadrid

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[𝑭𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒆9𝒊𝒏𝒆⚡ @3setproblem]

Pedri signature move !

You can't hate this guy 😎

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

@TriniJax

[Richard @ricwe123]

So here we have an official at the World Cup in the US literally holding up the complete match with his arm in the air, not for injuries, not for football reasons,but because the TV network hasn’t finished selling their ads.
At this point, it’s not a match anymore, it’s a broadcast schedule with a ball occasionally rolling around.

A World Cup official stopping play mid-game so the broadcasters can finish their commercials.
Nothing says “beautiful game” like football taking orders from an ad break. It’s not a sport at that point,it’s a TV product with a pitch attached.

Imagine watching a World Cup match where the referee is told to wait because the commercials aren’t done yet.
That’s not football, that’s a glorified ad break pretending to be a sporting event.
Just some meaningless content between commercial slots.

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Pedri out here collecting white jerseys like Pokémon cards.

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

@TriniJax Cause bills have to pay
Commercial
Commercial
Commercial

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

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[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This might be the CRAZIEST stat of the World Cup...

Cape Verde had more possession against Spain than Arsenal did against PSG in the Champions League final. 🤯🇨🇻

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌎🇨🇻 OFFICIAL: Vozinha wins FIFA Man of the Match Award for Spain-Cape Verde. 👏🏼

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

What a game
Shades of @ShakaHislop vs Sweden in 2006 🙌🏽

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🇨🇻 7 saves for 40 year old goalkeeper Vozinha from Cabe Verde against Spain.

[deni @fiagirly]

SIR LEWIS HAMILTON BRINGS IT HOME! 🔥🏆

HIS FIRST IN A FERRARI AND A RECORD BREAKING 106th CAREER WIN. THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. FORMULA 1 IS BACK. 😭😭😭👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🌎 LIVANO COMENENCIA HAS EQUALIZED F0R CURACAO! INCREDIBLE! 🤯

Germany 1-1 Curacao.

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

@AjalaPilgrim Outsourcing 🤣🤣

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

@CokeRapRob 🤣🤣🤣

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

The level of petty I aspire to be 🤣🤣🤣

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

Incroyable ça ! 🤩🇿🇦🇲🇽

16 ans après, QUINONES A CÉLÉBRÉ COMME TSHABALALA. 🕺 https://t.co/tiaL5Zc8Jz

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

@shin_shin92 😢😢

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

Not community note making it even worse 🤣🤣🤣

[Winna F.C. | Football Time @WinnaFC]

🚨CRAZY STAT: The World Cup opener attracted twice as many viewers as the Super Bowl final. 🤯

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

NASTY work

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Actu Foutre @ActuFoutreOff]

💣🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗘𝗟 ! 𝗟𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜 𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗘𝗟𝗨 𝗛𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗗𝗘 𝗖𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗫��𝗤𝗨𝗘 🇲🇽 - 🇿🇦 𝗔𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗗𝗨 𝗦𝗨𝗗 🏆🤩

(@LaureBoulard)

[Jason 🇹🇹🇲🇫 @Bionicmansoccer]

Wth
Is bumper cars you thought you playing

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

I wanna know what she drank 😭