Bionic Mullet

self proclaimed world record for the highest IQ of 4,675 | expert on fried mullet | OG Florida man | I like fried shrimp | I collect unwanted money

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Reason #3 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon bought Twitter and yanked it from the communist radicals who spent years censoring your voice while protecting theirs.

Now it’s X: the one place left where you can still say what you actually think without getting banned for wrongthink.
The old regime is still crying.

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@TruthHurtsTKV Those demons are full of rage.

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Good morning, everyone—yes, even you Elon haters who have sent me numerous messages full of hate and threats.

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@elonmusk We can’t let them win.

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Isn’t this a great looking Cybertruck?

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If Elon Musk builds a cellphone, I will buy it.

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Reason #2 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon built Tesla and made the van best car ever.
It turns every gas car into a slow, loud dinosaur that still needs oil changes and a dealership hostage situation. Instant torque that smokes V8s, updates while you sleep, phone key that works.
Panel gaps? Cry harder.

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Reason #1 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon Built SpaceX and turned rockets into reusable Uber rides so humanity can leave the planet instead of just arguing about the weather.

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Since I’ve triggered all the leftist whackos, I’m posting every reason Elon Musk is great — starting at #1. This could take years.

You ready?

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Reason #1 Elon Musk is so great:

Elon Built SpaceX and turned rockets into reusable Uber rides so humanity can leave the planet instead of just arguing about the weather.

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@IfindRetards I think I saw her working at BestBuy.

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@dom_kwok 😂😂😂

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@MarktMatts Communism is a virus.

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If you come after Elon, you’ll have to come after all of us.

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The left hates Elon Musk.

The left is a bunch of gay communists.

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@quietforgelab Yes!

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Can somebody explain to me why Russia always has to be the bad guy? Asking for my Russian grandfather.