“The Woman”

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[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Do I even bother asking how these things happen

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Chanting WHERE ARE THE GAYS from behind the bar

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Trying to make up for farting on the train with this

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Got a rover for review claiming I am the “modern day Snow White.” it’s getting to my head

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

I don’t give a fuck what u smoke on a train car. But I will get in your business if you won’t leave a someone alone WHO CLEARLY WANTS TO BE LEFT ALONE

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Listen I’m at work and I’m rocking it out. Just a lil over an hour left.

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Would damn near pay $10 for an adderall to apply for insurance and work my shift tonight

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Brought all my precious potted herbs in from the rain and wind last night and they seem very happy to be back outside

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

There’s a special delight I get from speaking to a friend of 15 years and referencing a deep cut knowing damn well they know exactly what I’m talking about

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

I wear this medicube collagen night mask a couple nights a week and Duncan LOVES peeling it off. I wish he was here to peel it off

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

I just text nat like she’s dead. Happy belated birthday. Duncan and I got engaged on 5/30, we wish u were there. Miss u bunches.

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Two of his fav places to be cozy

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Sid is just waking up and he’s not ready for his close up

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

@diffusehalo Let’s put our big brains together and plan something… epic

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

About to walk a dog with a neck the circumference of my thigh

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

I walk a dog down the street from first ascent Humboldt. I’m too scared who I’ll find there

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

@diffusehalo *cries* the 717 era was really… something… can Duncan and I come visit you on the west coast soon? We’re dying to see uuu

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Im rly sorry if my gorgeous, perfect pussy ruined your life somehow along the way.

[“The Woman” @bIooodbender]

Waiting for signal clearance (RIp iykyk)