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Self employed creative. Guitars, cars, DJing, design, music, laser cutting, letterpress, landscaping, photography, exploring, cooking, gadgets

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@Guythegrape I prefer a time BH, much more interesting. Who want to hear about an ex-royal 💤

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@Guythegrape @Tesco

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Not impressed with @Tesco this morning. Chicken from Thailand, what the hell is wrong with some of the 800 million chickens in the UK? Let alone shipping across the globe.
Guess Eastman’s is yet another “fake farm” brand. I’m off to Co-op for locally sourced products.

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Hey @BBCWatchdog All very well with the Broadband results, but how many offshore their call centres? UK please, not Asia.

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What's is this rubbish? Not strong - very mild, handmade - texture of processed, farm in Somerset (dubious more like North Somerset/South Glos) @OxfordCheeseCo

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He really is the King of Fake News:
"I think they like me a lot in the UK" - #Trump

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@nechbi oh there's a suprise... #not https://t.co/dyKZ5bltBC

[BBC News Technology @BBCTech]

ZX Vega+ console faces Indiegogo's debt collectors https://t.co/NgTRIpBgIu

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So let's hope #TopGun2 has a kick-ass soundtrack like the first one.

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@kylieminogue Happy "Golden" Birthday to you. My 50th next week, let's have a joint party....

Thought not....

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Well they were an overpriced disappointment @waitrose Think I'll stick to the @coopuk 5% fat beef burgers.

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Still waiting for this to happen: https://t.co/k7yvkZqF61

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Best thing to come out of this disaster: “@KTHopkins: If Donald Trump wins the race to the White House I’m moving to America…”

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Oh hello, it's been a while 18 months or so...

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@EmmaKennedy He’s fucked up one country, of to do the same to another. #EndOfTheWorldbyFarage

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I thought these MikeyMouse uni courses were thing of the past: “@qikipedia: The Uni of Glasgow to offer a Homer Simpson philosophy course.”

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@MikeSRigby Oh dear, will they never learn?
SCC had ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ once and was a shining example. Now more laughing stock.

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@MikeSRigby Knew at the time it wouldn’t work. Corporate bus. & Local Gov. 2 diff mindsets. Shame on those who created the #SW1 folly

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Hey @amazonhelp love the new style packaging - NOT
I hope this expensive piece test equipment isn’t damaged. #fail

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@MikeSRigby I bet all those who instigated this disaster have sloped away long ago?

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Those bears scratching their backs 👍🏻
#PlanetEarth2

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The two most dangerous men in the world: “@DeborahMeaden: I know… It’s like lies are the new truth !!! https://t.co/YI6fYzWGjE”

[The Independent @Independent]

Two white men standing in a gold-plated lift are claiming they've stuck it to the elite https://t.co/DiB6HyWQjw