Kim

wah

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Next time you watch Mr Bean, pay attention to his actions

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

a porn bot just dmed me and their profile picture is of a woman i accidently killed by dropping a roof shingle on her head 8 years ago

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

i met mr beast
she’s black

[Image Every May 9 @May9Image]

any. new bags yo’ure working on @Ziploc

[Finn-9️⃣ @Sharp_Sticks]

Max Rebo fell off the stage at Coachella and died. He fucking died

[kenny 🌿 @frogkenny]

"kill them with kindness"

WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

[Scoob @Scoobydouchebag]

For sale: one hamburger never helped

[hamsta @goobygirl2]

i'm friends with the lobster inside of my head

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

WILL SMITH SLAPPED CHRIS ROCK??????

[hb @h3xenbrenner2]

god gave you a gift. and you need to share it with the world. go out there and spectacularly hurt yourself skateboarding

[Caitie @hammlittle]

this miller light of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

i discharged my firearm into the wall at panera bread and now i get to meet hero officers

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[catwheezie🐾 @catwheezie]

With the holidays around the corner... I wanted to make a PSA........... 🐟💔

[cart ride into doomed yuri funland🖍️ @FishsPencil]

We are, one

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dude are you fucking serious I can tell youre on Red 40

[dan @Dansplainer]

turn your oven on right now just for fun #TurnYourOvenOn