Birdie Girl

space-based human menagerie

[Birdie Girl @BirdiePanda]

Kinda rude that books come in volumes when librarians hate sound

[Rolpesokk @Rolpesokk]

Uh oh yall its looking kinda hazy

[it’s will time @uwantmetoiwill]

She’s bouncing on it in a manner that’s truly a love letter to the genre

[victor @40sqft]

have yall ever had vietnamese coffee like ofc they won that war

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone is on their own journey??? that is horrible maybe let’s get into groups of 3-5

[pepper @AGPepperr]

Wait a minute... if I get off on getting you off, and you get off on getting me off, then who's flying the plane?

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I remember when a computer didn't automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

[Birdie Girl @BirdiePanda]

@noodlecamp Careful, rice in the blowhole is the #1 cause of death for whale cosplayers

[Noodlecamp @noodlecamp]

Sometimes I throw rice in the bathtub and pretend I’m a whale eating krill

[molson 🧠⚙️ @Molson_Hart]

Millenials who learn the dark Boomer arts of phone calls and eye contact will inherit the earth.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

oh my god this team of lovable idiots is actually powered by friendship

[James @exhaustdata]

Saying “fergalicious” when I mean “Kafkaesque”

[maha @mahaaaay]

the worst person you know is happy about this celtics championship

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

I wonder if shampoo and conditioner are friends irl or if it’s purely professional

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

hunter biden found guilty on one count of his smoke being too tough, one count of his swag being too different, and one count of his bitch being too bad

[Dan @leathergregory]

What a terrible day at work. Time to relax and read what thousands of mentally ill strangers all think about every single contentious topic around

[🔸Sol🔸 @xfleshandbonesx]

Playlists are pretty great but mixtapes were an absolute work of art

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

men are addicted to getting a nice cross-breeze going

[#realpr3ttyface @realpr3ttyface]

been following this mf for 30 min