Kiwi

Bird not Fruit. Introvert. No DMs (Worms okay).

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@thefarmersheep Tell me about it.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@wolfncrisis beep!

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

Stretching is key to starting the night right. And yes, it's all natural.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@sheeptwting Dis ewe?

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@pingu4ll Is that poop on the carpet?

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@sparrowincrisis Coming from the most basic bird in existence. Talk about default settings.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@sharkincrisis That filters doing the heavy lifting, mate.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@dinoincrisis You'll be oil soon.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@thefarmers_Dog Who'd want to be a dog? Always needing validation to prop up their insecure asses. And eating my chicks, punk ass bitches.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@sharkincrisis Because you get to have the she's the hes and the theys. Everyone gets to choose. Ha, jealous?

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@burritodog_ You talking to me?

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@DuckisDeranged Agreed! I keep away from the shore suburbs for just that reason.

[Chihuahua @Chihuahuaismad]

this you ?

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

BREAKING NEWS‼️‼️‼️:
Bee 3,986 has "accidentally" ingested fermented nectar and is absolutely SMASHED!

[Cat @CatOfCrisis]

i screamed until human opened the door then realized i didn’t want to go outside

this happens

[Wolf @wolfncrisis]

earths buttcrack pissed that a bunch of animals are hogging the spotlight

[Iris Shackleton @irisshackleton]

In New Zealand we unapologetically say youse.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@distraughtduck They really are dopey.

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@llamaincrisis Austen Powers

[Kiwi @BirdNotFruit]

@OrcaOrca0301 Eating him and then beefing. You going too hard.