Tom

Life peaked in 2016

[Sav 🇾🇪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @jonmikesav8]

The media:
“United have had over 50 injuries but that is no excuse for this poor run of form. This is Manchester United we are talking about”

Also the media:
“You have to feel sorry for Pep Guardiola. He has lost Rodri and De Bruyne and nobody can cope with that sort of loss”

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Jack Grealish asking Thierry Henry if he could dribble past Kyle Walker in his prime was the most deplorable thing to happen in football since some accountant shouted at Kaka to cut back

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Class is permanent 💯

#MUFC || @MU_Foundation

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

Everton: ‘my wife, she has been most vocal on the subject of the points deduction. "Where are the points deductions?" "When are they going to get the points deductions points?" "Why aren't they getting the points deductions now?" And so on. So, “where are the points deductions?”’

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@lloydpugh1 2 pints

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

34 PL home losses in 1,500 United games as manager is an absolutely mental stat

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

I think it’d be a draw if I’m being honest, most of that Man Utd side are pushing 50 now so might run out of gas last fifteen minutes & that would let them back in the game

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@fcmanutduktv @ryanlosito9

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@FootyFansChants @NiallTEdwards

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@NiallTEdwards @NandosUK 🤣🤣🤣

[Tom @BirdTomas]

Cheers Wales, sons crying

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@FootyLimbs @NiallTEdwards

[Tom @BirdTomas]

Rock. Bottom.

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@NiallTEdwards Glad you didn’t… hating life right now

[Tom @BirdTomas]

I’m numb to it now 😭😭

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@ODDSbible @NiallTEdwards

[Tom @BirdTomas]

@ArseQueef @NiallTEdwards

[Ollie Dixon @Ollie25dixon]

‘YAV GOT TA FOCKIN DIE TO GET 3 VOTES’